“Threadoor you don’t write threads anymore”. 🧵👇 (the finale)

milady.

we're all skittles now

Every time a company suggests launching a token, I tell them NO. You want to tie your company's success to the most volatile asset class, and then spend 90% of your resources trying to prevent it from being down only?. You immediately start fighting a losing battle. If pump.

Reassigning a portion of the national debt to one person. Genius.

You can use a credit card to help pay off the national debt with debt

At the minimum, require a retest at a certain age. There should be absolutely 0 reason this person had a valid license.

A car hit me going 100+ mph and ran. I chased them down while calling 911 & they nearly hit 5-6 other cars. Driver looked about 90 years old with handicap plates. He got arrested for a hit & run and the damage to my car was minimal. There needs to be a maximum driving age ASAP.

Its not a bull market until he buys his moonbird back.

Identity, but gamified.

Whenever someone calls a pump a “bubble” it’s a clear indication they’re sidelined.

AI will either 100x your output or permafry your brain. You’ll either achieve everything you’ve wanted to or become emotionally dependent on a chatbot. There is nothing in-between.

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

We’re all threadguy now.

NFTs are so back.

what are some beginner thoughts for someone just getting in to thinking.

The mask is calling

Ethereum is 3,400 US dollars. We are so back.

Mfs doing EVERYTHING but an airdrop.

At the airport with loot you cant even fathom