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Thomas O'Brien

@thomas_ob

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Dad. Husband. Lawyer.

San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2009
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Thomas O'Brien
14 days
Harriet frequents the Shops at the Creek, where she stops into a bad ass store called Dan Flashes that’s her exact style. #SoIMarriedanAxeMurderer #ITYSL
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Thomas O'Brien
3 months
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Thomas O'Brien
3 months
Wordle on some bullshit today, FYI.
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Thomas O'Brien
3 months
I thought Melvin was going to have the @SFGiants guys playing old school fundamental baseball?. 2nd and 3rd, down 1, 0 outs. Shallow pop fly on the first pitch that doesn’t get the run in. Bunt foul, bunt foul, swing & miss on a ball in the dirt. Soft groundout to 1st. Nice.
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4 months
Playoffs are funny: you go from rooting for a team like your life depended on it and saying shit like, “Man, McDaniels is tough!” to rooting against that same team with a fiery passion a few days later and saying shit like, “How you gonna let that bum McDaniels do that to you?!”.
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Thomas O'Brien
4 months
Why the fuck does MLB even have replay?.
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Thomas O'Brien
4 months
So excited to have @nathanfielder back in my life.
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Thomas O'Brien
5 months
John Goodman as Eli Gemstone rocking the Adams Atoms hat on his boat is a nice touch. #RighteousGemstones
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
Wow my neighbor is a HUGE fan of the #RighteousGemstones Season 4 trailer. Maybe their other car’s license plate is SQRTYRT?
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
All these JD Vance memes made me realize he looks like a Garbage Pail Kid. Bootlickin’ Vance or something.
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
Damn, looks like a torn ACL for Kyrie.
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
Imagine how insufferable this guy’s personal statement must have been.
@persianjewess
The Persian Jewess
6 months
A teen genius with a 4.4 GPA and 1590 SAT Score—who was hired straight out of high school by Google for a Ph.D level Software Engineer position—was rejected by 16 out of 18 colleges including 5 UC Schools: Berkeley, Davis, UCLA, UCSD and UCSB. Now he’s suing for racial
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
I blame Trump.
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
McClung is creative but also cheats on every dunk. Can we see him dunk where someone isn’t holding the ball so that he can push off on his way up?.
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Thomas O'Brien
6 months
My expert hockey analysis is that the @SanJoseSharks should go get the #TeamUSA goalie.
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Thomas O'Brien
7 months
Is this the most dominant WCAL team of all time? cc @KasselMedia.
@RiordanSports
Riordan Athletics
7 months
Varsity Boys Basketball: Final - Archbishop Riordan 83, Valley Christian 36.
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Thomas O'Brien
7 months
Uh what is Dante doing on this weird game show after the Super Bowl?.
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Thomas O'Brien
7 months
We call that a makeup call.
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Thomas O'Brien
7 months
Fuck every analyst who tried to say the refs don’t favor the Chiefs. That is absolutely terrible.
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Thomas O'Brien
7 months
Hollywood: We need Little Big League 2. What happened to Billy Haywood, the 12yo owner of a professional sports team who is also a good baseball manager? Does he completely burn out? Is he a rich prick who hates modern baseball players? Is hethe greatest manager of all time?.
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