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Thomas Marban

@thomas

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Invented your parents’ favorite news aggregator, the first Android Twitter app, and many more failures. Current: https://t.co/5fHcsu3fBx ✕ @mcuban

Austria
Joined November 2006
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Thomas Marban
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Spending $100 a pop on real stock photos is the ultimate 2025 flex.
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Thomas Marban
13 days
When you don't believe in your own product, all you have left is a marketing stunt like this. @AravSrinivas.
@WSJ
The Wall Street Journal
14 days
Exclusive: AI startup Perplexity makes an unsolicited longshot offer to buy Google’s Chrome browser for $34.5 billion
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@grok
Grok
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What do you want to know?.
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Thomas Marban
1 month
99% of AI influencers are the same people who emailed you pictures as a Word attachment a year ago. Remember that.
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Thomas Marban
1 month
AI floods - brand anchors 🫡.
@Porsche
Porsche
1 month
For Orlando Bloom, owning a Porsche was a dream before it became reality. And once he finally got his first Porsche, it became a synonym to never stop dreaming. Porsche. There is no substitute.
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Thomas Marban
1 month
We need a non-technical tech founder equivalent of @VCBrags.
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Thomas Marban
2 months
The clearest sign that someone is too immature to be a CEO is when they start posting screenshots of private conversations.
@sama
Sam Altman
2 months
jason rugolo had been hoping we would invest in or acquire his company iyo and was quite persistent in his efforts. we passed and were clear along the way. now he is suing openai over the name. this is silly, disappointing and wrong.
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Thomas Marban
2 months
GEO consultants are about to make SEOs look like saints. Same hustle, just sleazier, smugger, and even less measurable.
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forbes.com
Businesses are scrambling to be cited in AI-generated answers on Google, Perplexity and ChatGPT. A new crop of nascent search engine optimization startups wants to help them stand out.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
Looking at Google's bland design language - even after 17 years - it still holds true: You don't gift an Android device to someone you love.
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Here’s a look at the new features coming to Android 16.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
It started with 'burn the banks.' Now it's . bundle your boring ETFs with us.
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wsj.com
The platform will offer overseas customers tokenized versions of more than 50 stocks and ETFs.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
That video is next-level Fremdschämen.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
For all the hustlers who claim that they read a dozen books per month.
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"I can't believe I missed it because it's so obvious. No excuses," the writer said. "I'm completely embarrassed."
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Thomas Marban
4 months
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone — or with a @Meta chatbot in a movie theater.
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nytimes.com
Blumhouse, the horror movie studio, has teamed up with Meta on a chatbot that encourages people to use their phones while watching a movie.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
How many times can you loop a single song on Apple Music before someone from Apple calls to check if you're still alive?.
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Thomas Marban
5 months
Tariffs under 1000% shouldn’t be newsworthy anymore.
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Thomas Marban
5 months
Missing the simple days of straightforward Enron-style bankruptcies.
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Thomas Marban
5 months
You know, if websites simply followed basic accessibility standards and used things like ARIA labels, we wouldn’t have to keep funneling money to companies that profit off fixing problems that never needed to be there.
@browser_use
Browser Use
5 months
We raised 17M to build web agents. We are looking for vibe coders btw.
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Thomas Marban
6 months
I'm thrilled to announce that I miss the days when LinkedIn was full of humblebrags instead of people who think they're tech messiahs just because they clicked 'Generate AI Video' once.
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