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Thomas Marban

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Invented your parents’ favorite news aggregator, the first Android Twitter app, and many more failures. Current: https://t.co/5fHcsu3fBx ✕ @mcuban

Joined November 2006
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@thomas
Thomas Marban
4 years
Do it like @mcuban [✌🏻] and help us establish a new community of sharp people who love sharing great business reads ->
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@tim_cook Screenshot from 10Y
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3 years
@profgalloway The only answer to this:
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3 years
@DunkinDAOnuts @wallstreetpro Never skip rug pull day.
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3 years
BizToc Crypto launched 🙌🏻CC @mcuban
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2 years
@levelsio If a gas station is the only option.
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2 years
@mcuban @elonmusk @Twitter Drama addiction 🤔.
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3 years
@Jason Everyone's a genius in a bear market rally, no?.
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4 years
@lavern_spicer If you're looking for a reason to delete your post, you can call my grandmother who lived throw both times. She'll explain it to you in simple words.
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3 years
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3 years
@levelsio What’s wrong? This _is_ just a single job.
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1 year
@Jason Unlike Threads, Twitter is the raw life. Hard to stomach but essential for understanding the human soul.
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3 years
@thesamparr @ShaanVP Doesn’t hurt if you have a million followers to get to 50k subscribers….
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2 years
@thesamparr What's the purpose of 200k followers when they have no taste?. Cayenne Turbo GT with Dakar decals.
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3 years
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3 years
@benedictevans Please send via Fax.
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3 years
@profgalloway Buying Twitter is like buying an old man's classic Jaguar — Timeless car but open the engine hood and you’ll find yourself in a snakepit that’s very expensive to fix.
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3 years
@mcuban It’s 1993 again for blue checks.
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2 years
@Tom_MFFL I'm not for sale.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
It has become a regularity to revisit @kevin2kelly’s 1k True Fans every year now.
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1 year
@ben_mckenzie "That hacker has returned one ape, 31 ETH and a couple mutants.". Imagine reading that sentence a decade ago 🤣.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
So far, @CNNplus feels like a weird mélange of in-flight entertainment packed into a confusing UI but @profgalloway was promising enough to not cancel it right away.
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Thomas Marban
2 years
Some great post-traumatic Crypto insights from the anti-bro @ben_mckenzie .
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5 years
@profgalloway What tool are you using for your hand-drawn charts?.
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Thomas Marban
8 years
Best thing about this solar eclipse is that it will be the last one that's being streamed via Flash players.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
@Jason I remember Fondue from a Mahalo office visit. If you witnessed Web2.0 as a dog and you're still around, you had a good run.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
@_alexbrogan I created Upstract 20y+ ago but apparently there are still two or three people who’ve never heard of it.
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Thomas Marban
2 months
@browser_use You know, if websites simply followed basic accessibility standards and used things like ARIA labels, we wouldn’t have to keep funneling money to companies that profit off fixing problems that never needed to be there.
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3 years
@yongfook "Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.".
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2 years
Proof that fancy note-taking tools are overrated. [And nothing really matters].
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7 years
Cancelled @WSJ subscription, signed up for @Medium -> 100% less Wine Club Ads 💪.
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2 years
After wasting millions in venture capital, the micropayments industry could have simply employed a single psychologist and saved us from a decade of micropain.
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3 years
@profgalloway Blue badge funding secured.
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3 years
AI takeover is real — Just witnessed another autonomous robot attack.
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3 years
@profgalloway My 2008 statement ‘You don’t buy an Android device for someone you love.’ still holds true.
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Thomas Marban
1 year
Brilliant episode 👇🏻.
@techwontsaveus
Tech Won't Save Us
1 year
Silicon Valley isn’t delivering products that actually improve people’s lives anymore — and you’re right to be angry about it. This week @edzitron joins @parismarx to discuss the state of the industry and why the AI hype makes no sense. Full ep:
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3 years
@profgalloway And it only took 25 years.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
@ev I gladly overpay for peace of mind that I have the stuff at my door within 24h and a top-notch CS where a human replies within 10minutes with a satisfying solution 99.5% of the time. (~20k orders).
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Thomas Marban
2 years
Old VICE vs. New VICE 💁🏼‍♂️
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3 years
@punk6529 Some call this gym membership.
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2 years
All the money in the world won't solve your retention problem.
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2 years
Just 24h after launch, Adobe Firefly is already feature-complete. It can render dogs and pizzas. Thanks @scottbelsky
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2 years
@mcuban The follow:followers ratio will be the new DIY legitimacy indicator, again. Worked well since day one.
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Thomas Marban
7 years
Dear fintech startups: 95% of your business is building trust. Chatbots, UX, anonymity and lower fees are no arguments unless your goal is to run a playground for toy money.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
@Jason Good to Great.
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2 years
The only constant in life is a new Beatles song every 50 years.
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3 years
@profgalloway Can we also get @JeffBezos back from his yachting side hustle?.
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3 years
@Jason Bring back the fail whale.
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2 years
When will newspapers stop wasting resources by trying to cram colossal & static print experiences onto mobile screens? .It's like trying to eat a burrito through your nose. @FT.
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5 years
@florianklenk Playstation 5 sneak peek?.
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3 years
@ArminWolf @chr_rai @barbaratoth @falter_at Gruß vom Zentralfriedhof
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2 years
The fact that these video games turn 30 this year just proves that we peaked as a society in the mid nineties. - Doom.- SimCity 2000.- Syndicate.- Day of the Tentacle.- X-Wing. H/T @dosnostalgic.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
@FerroTV Cancelling my BB subscription as we speak.
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Thomas Marban
15 years
famous last words: dropped my iphone in the pool and before it died the >this accessory is not supported by your iphone< message popped up.
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5 years
Think I've clicked on more crosswalks in Captchas than I've ever walked over in real life.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
Twitter needs neither decentralisation pipe dreams nor a single owner with the pathetic need to be in the press every 24 hours. It works great for what it is, and if you can’t handle the load that reflects the mess that is life, go look at wallpapers on Pinterest.
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4 years
@richardbranson Riding rockets, yes — Bikes, not so much.
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3 years
A week ago, 99% of Twitter didn't even know where Ukraine is located and here we are with 101% opinions and armchair commanders.
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4 years
@Jason Try before you <strike>buy</strike> clone.
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2 years
@PatrickEBoyle When buying Youtube views, always use a 24/7 shop 😎.
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4 years
@profgalloway Nothing will ever beat Otl Aicher #1972.
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2 years
✅ ChatGPT Plugin to pull in finance news is done. Waiting for approval.
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5 months
Who in their right mind wakes up and thinks, "You know what my friends would love? A video of me with the head of a panda bear.".Congrats on dumping more trash onto the Internet @mosseri .
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Thomas Marban
3 years
Fractionalized NFT, ca. 1983 #tangiblenft #nft
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3 years
A man of good taste.
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3 years
Pretty clear that german car makers are going to supersede the cult of Tesla. Better engineering, materials, history, support, network, trust and an actual taste for design. Bonus: Leadership teams that don't post Crypto gibberish.
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3 years
@Jason 2010-2022: It's still so early.
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2 years
@marckohlbrugge Mine is done and pending approval for like 3 weeks. Typical two-class system.
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2 years
@Jason Lycos.
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@thomas
Thomas Marban
13 years
yoko ono at DLD http://t.co/UPla9HRG.
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Thomas Marban
8 years
If everybody complaining about Medium on Medium would create actual content, it would make my membership a lot more valuable.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
This guy basically runs the silk road for Apple prototypes.
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Thomas Marban
2 years
@photomatt Tumblr not on the blacklist — I smell a conspiracy 🤭.
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Thomas Marban
7 years
After taking care of Uber, the EU could perhaps regulate some basic fraud, politeness and cleanliness standards for regular cabs.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
@coffeebreak_YT Remove the flag and use a neutral bio text.
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3 years
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re not really an expert as long as you split a tweet into a thread.
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3 years
@yongfook Or include a 🧵emoji.
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4 years
@Julian Those PLG examples are legit but there’s too much survivorship bias involved. Slack didn’t become Slack because of invitations just like Hotmail didn’t become Hotmail because of their often-cited signature.
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2 years
@katie_robertson @MikeIsaac @nicoagrant There are alternatives to (social) gatekeepers and tastemakers. | 🙋‍♂️ @mcuban.
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4 months
@alexisohanian Still have a 3.0 Gold sealed box. Peak dial-up.
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3 years
@profgalloway Easy. -> Country.
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2 years
@dharmesh You can always sell it to ICQ in case the AI bubble pops.
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Thomas Marban
7 years
Poisonous for the industry: 24 Hour Startup Challenges.
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3 years
The Web is out of control.
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3 years
@OnChainWizard We won’t get the same great movie though.
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2 years
@scottbelsky Too bad I kept all my pre-Cloud Adobe CDs but not a single copy of the pre-2022 Web 🤔.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
Bold predictions for 2021: Newsletter services will offer web-based reading because people can no longer handle the email load. They will call it blogs. New services will emerge that scrape those websites and deliver them via email. RSS will watch from the sidelines.
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4 years
@gregisenberg Sounds good — Can't wait for The Big Short II.
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8 years
Drone footage with tropical house music is the new Youtube spam.
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Thomas Marban
3 years
@elonmusk @pmarca Twitter doesn't work in Netscape 2.0 — Can you guys get together and fix it?.
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Thomas Marban
4 years
Support the old-school Web, here and now:
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Thomas Marban
4 months
This perfectly aligns with Zuck's style switch to a corporate kingpin.
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Thomas Marban
2 years
"Conquer the boardroom, navigate the corporate maze" — CEO Quest is out now.
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Thomas Marban
5 years
Buying canned sardines on Amazon is the new Supreme drop.
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Thomas Marban
11 months
“If it were possible to die from cringe, LinkedIn’s demented hustle culture and vapid thought leadership would be the terminating trigger.”.
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Thomas Marban
1 year
In every 20-year-old search engine, there are code fragments that ask themselves: What happened?.
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3 years
@wallstreetpro “I'm standing in front of a burning house and I'm offering you fire insurance.”
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3 months
You get the Internet you deserve. via @jason_koebler.
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Thomas Marban
7 years
Disregarding the underlying tech, I wonder how the payment industry would look like had it seen the advent of Amex subsequent to Cryptos. Global acceptance, real-time transactions, low fees, buyer protection, flight miles, status symbol? Count me in.
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