Bleeding vascath site. Pt’s platelet count plummeted to 29. Clotting factors are deranged af. Possibly having DIC. Dude, half an hour of digital pressure is never gonna cut it for fuck’s sake. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Forgot to roll the blinds down last night. What a rookie mistake. Been awake since like 6am.

Cabernet Sauvignon, shiraz and Merlot in one bottle. Amazingggg!

Getting drunk every day. Yeh that sounds funnn. Just phuck-et and do it!

You can never go wrong with roasted sesame Kewpie. 👌🏼

I think I may have already found a design inspiration for my next tattoo. 😛

I don’t know what is it with alcohol that gives me exceptional amounts of energy and volition to do house chores the next day. Every goddamn single time. Not complaining but.

Time to bayad na naman for car service/inspection. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Has anyone here played Destiny 2 before? Any thoughts?

That one morning when you wake up and realise you’re living the life you once just imagined.

Sooo hungry but also don’t wanna jump out of bed yet at the same time. This is what I have to deal with every time I wake up.

I only ever crave for chocolates sooo infrequently. But that one time I do, it’s not even the right one I have in the fridge.

Just spent more or less half an hour looking for my God of War CD but to no avail. I might have lent it to a friend or thrown it out in one of the nights I was drunk before. No frigging idea. 🤦🏻‍♂️

$80 for three days of genuine entertainment. Fair dinkum worth it! 👌🏼

The new Spider-Man game is just flat out amazing! You really don’t wanna stop playing until your eyes are laser red and burning as fuck. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This whole hospital floating thing is such a pain in the bum ffs.

Hospital floating tonight. Didn’t think it would be my turn again cause I just banked off the other day. But yeah whatevs. Meh.

Every second Wednesday is always the best part of the week. #payday

What better way to start off your shift than a patient having a vasovagal episode while mobilising him. Let alone he’s probs more or less 45cm taller than me.

But for the record, I have a week-long off after then. Can’t wait to slaaaaack!!