Tom English
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If a protester ever throws paint on this painting I will cry for 3 days
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albo should've just created a new kid friendly social media. Call it GovFun or some shit. Anika Wells personally has to approve any message sent on there
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As opposed to the normal kind of elitism which everyone loves.
“The Death of Cool”, an essay i wrote for A Rabbits Foot, is up on my substack now. https://t.co/KfVUbc1JQQ
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They should do the social media ban, but you have to have the maturity of a 16yo to stick around. Anyone younger gets kicked off.
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me at 12:01 this morning: I've seen enough, I declare the social media ban a raging success
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Just passed Centennial Parklands. Literally no moving space. Kids crammed in there like sardines trying to kick footys and throw netballs. Thanks Albo
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There needs to be a comprehensive list of these types of photos. They're so infamous you don't even need to caption them.
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The USA must have a helluva Weather Bureau if they can predict that every game in 6 months time will be so hot no player can last without slugging down water every 22.5 minutes.
From @TheAthleticFC: Every 2026 World Cup game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half for a “hydration break”, FIFA announced. The new measure will essentially split the match into quarters, a la basketball or American football.
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I'm however taking out my frustration by scrolling reels with no headphones on the train #YouCanJustDoThings
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Walked through Martin Place in peak hour. This place is like a war zone.
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I always do. Especially with mothers in law
Why don’t people applaud after funeral tributes?
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back to benchpressing bodyweight 👊💪 (That sounds impressive unless you've met me irl)
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Bloke on the bus was reading Abundance. I said to him "Wow! I'm so glad you're a BasedAbundancePilledGigaChad and not one of those PovertyCelMidBetaoids!!" Unrelated, how do I get treatment for a broken nose?
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hello I would like one (1) roast chicken please. No, I would like it WITH anti-biotics. Preferably even extra than usual
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