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@thisisnotnayan
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firm believer that everyone should be allowed to remain 21 for as long as they like.
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this girl asked me why don’t i talk to guys in college because behen 1/3rd creeps hai, 1/3rd mera dusu ka vote lene aaye hai and 1/3rd are both of the above i can’t tolerate that nonsense😭😭.
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why must i, a child of humanities, be burned by taxation laws.
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welcome back mindy project.
avantika will be starring as a lead in mindy kaling’s upcoming comedy series ‘not suitable for work’ on hulu 📁
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agar mein yeh karti dikh jaun toh hairan mat hona.
few of my juniors from 3rd year got their digital snan done at prayagraj by that guy deepak goel for PPO at good law firms🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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karma has to be real because i must’ve done something truly horrible in my past life to live in this country during this man’s reign
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it’s insane how both aishwarya and fawad were in the movie but didn’t share the screen like why did i have to see ranbir cry for half the movie….
one thing i loved about Ae Dil Hai Mushkil (other than the album) is how everyone looked so khoobsurat in it
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i would honestly consider naming my daughter (if i have children) this it’ll be so cool nayan ki beti mrignaini.
mrignaini is such a beautiful word.
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arjangarh is the worst fucking station why does the network randomly drop its such an irrelevant station.
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sorry to the woman who’s shoulder i’m gonna end up sleeping on tomorrow in the metro❤️.
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nothing from wattpad should make it out of the app.
you couldn’t pay me to watch mlwtwb cause wdym her whole family died at once and that’s just not central to the plot.
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how much do you have to dislike yourself that you can’t imagine a life without either of the brothers!!! just be by yourself omg.
THIS ABSOLUTE GAG…… I WAS NOT AWARE THIS WAS AN OPTION
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makes sense to me.
Swiftie oomf trying to tell me that Taylor has long COVID and that’s why everything post-folklore has been questionable😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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saali kutti meri class le 2 ghante travel kar ke aayi hoon khikhi mat kar FUCK YOU.
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bhadwi aurat mujhe metro se utarne de tere boyfriend ke saath mujhe nahi bethna.
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giving shraaps left right and centre today sabko meri badua lagegi.
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heartiest congratulations to taylor swift on her engagement
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