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🔴⚪️ if u follow me bc of a funny banger, you need to be patient w me. i'm not funny every day 🙏🏿

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Joined June 2022
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@thisismetro
metro!
47 minutes
not me tho. y'all be safe.
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
2 hours
Ata wanaume niko sure wakikua approached na a white lady hapa kenya..watanaswa wengi sana🤣🤣🤣
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@thisismetro
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48 minutes
I'm scrolling at a rate of 6rt/s (6 Russian tweeted per scroll)
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@thisismetro
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51 minutes
why? 😂
@ItsAmahAdoma
Mami Amah 🎀
10 hours
Arrest him
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@thisismetro
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2 hours
✋🏼✋🏼🤣🤣🤣 mi naishaa bana
@mummysdummy
grrr_.🔫
9 hours
the russian guy was just giving them $20? nah yo
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@thisismetro
metro!
4 hours
Kutetea malaya is nasty work.
@FerdyOmondi
FERDINAND OMONDI
6 hours
Guys. A foreigner travels to African countries, engages in consensual sex with women, secretly records them, and then publishes the videos online. The sex was consensual. The recording and distribution were not. That is sexual exploitation. What’s troubling is that instead of
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@thisismetro
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4 hours
btw being a baddie isn't about your looks and your body features (boobs, ass, hips, etc) & dressing code. it goes deeper; the type of content you consume, critical thinking, meticulous curated aesthetic, and how you express yourself. some of you are not baddies at all 😭✋🏼
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@thisismetro
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4 hours
wallahi 🤣
@Thuranira_1
Thuranira
7 hours
Buy goods Till Number now has Transaction costs.
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@thisismetro
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4 hours
At this rate mpaka nitaona msichana najua 🤣
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@thisismetro
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4 hours
when money is involved, wasichana hueka morals kando 🤣🤣
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@thisismetro
metro!
6 hours
Пойдем со мной, моя дорогая.
@WhitneyWangari
Kareeey
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@thisismetro
metro!
9 hours
Obinna must be fuming right now.
@IShowSpeedHQ
Speedy HQ
20 hours
🚨| WATCH: Speed calls the tallest man in Africa he met in Kenya and he starts offering Speed a Kenya passport telling him to come live there 😭😭🇰🇪
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@thisismetro
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21 hours
Lies
@bl6_ck_goals
Ishimwe
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God in 6 languages 💀👀
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@thisismetro
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21 hours
Ffs man 😂😂😂😂
@AkainuBerbaric
dennis
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Threatening to give away the same pussy that can't keep your partner faithful is hilarious I'm sorry
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@thisismetro
metro!
23 hours
you can learn a thing or two from this @1_Bwire
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@thisismetro
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1 day
End the poll now!
@wannaBeMase
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I need a Chelsea kit and I can't choose between the black and the white one, what would be your pick?
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@thisismetro
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3 years
Unfollowing dead people on socials feels so wrong but it isn't.
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@thisismetro
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1 day
wait a minute, xavi simons got a red card for the same exact challenge on virgil?
@_Matteoox
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2 days
How is this not a red on Foden???
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@thisismetro
metro!
1 day
Only boys know they're ugly. Women will still have audacity while looking like salamander. A good example is that loud woman on tiktok, imo_usual, or whatever her username is.
@anxietymsgs
Feelings ღ
2 days
Do ugly people know they're ugly?
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@thisismetro
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1 day
I can teach you how to cook and clean. But being good can't be taught.
@GodsonKankani
KAY-KAY 🇬🇭
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As a man which one will you go for as a wife.
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@thisismetro
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1 day
waiting for FA Cup games, why?
@LilithBlack25
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Single people what you upto on Saturday
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