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@this_josh_guy3
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my tweets are bad but my grammar is badder!
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Joined August 2020
My wife watches too many shows about women killing their husbands for me to sleep comfortably in my own house!.
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RT @anerdonfire2: Your account said NSFW but there was absolutely nothing offensive there, you've betrayed us all.
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My anxiety soother is big fat mommy milkers . Let me squeeze them I have anxiety!!.
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Have a healthy life style, don��t drink or smoke .Exercise regularly.Eat fresh food and home cooked meals . And you’ll get to live far into the shittiest years of your life and burden your family with the moving cadaver that JUST WONT FUCKING DIE.
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When someone tries to talk about sex with me I just ask them how much arm wiggling they do and how many times they say “lovely”.
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Do them long ass titties get caught in the toaster when making waffles.
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Anybody else’s partner take them shopping for a clothing item that clearly doesn’t exists and you spend all day trying to find this fictitious article and then get mad THAT THE THING THAT YOU THOUGHT UP ISN’T FOR FUCKING SALE IN YOUR LOCAL HIGH STREET!.
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And that’s that y’all. Flying back home . It’s all over, the film, the pain and the journey
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That’s a wrap on this guy .7 months .7 countries .Pre order your tickets now
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Wonder who’s working on this.
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Flying on a tiny jet and I’ve got an emergency exit seat so I’m now part of the crew.
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