Didn’t think anyone could top Klopp these season for biggest helmet but up steps #Arteta, absolute thunder mong. Get yaself down the A1, crying shithouse.

@HastingsHelp why is your App so useless. Give me an email address where I can contact someone.

Chelmsford my new Fav Track…… 🐎💨

Looking for 1 ticket anywhere in Newcastle end, cash ready. @NUFC360 @nufcawaytickets @NufcAwayDays @nufcfans @ChronicleNUFC 🙏🙏🙏

Rotate the squad that’s what you get. Fucking SHITE

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Love Maxi, the only bloke that could find some room on the Mushroom Dancefloor, hoy two lollipops in whilst fingering a bird at the same time. #ledge

Seen some utter shite over the years but that has to be up there with worst of them, some very lucky results this season covering the stats showing us to have the worst in every single department. I must live on another planet compared to the “pundits”.

Really enjoyed @craigfairbrass in Villian, already downloaded ROTFS for later 👌

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Siennas Star

If you are a football person please join the challenge of posting a football photo. Just one picture, no description. Please copy the text in your status, post a picture and look at some great memories/pictures. Missing football so very much! ⚽️

Yet again my club in the news for all the wrong reasons everyone at @NUFC have failed the fans yet again. To describe Charnley and Ashley words actually fail me. #disgrace #gutted #poison

Was a #NUFC target in the past. Just been released from Liverpool! Would you take him for a season? ⚫️⚪️ #ToonArmy 🔁 for NO ❤️ for YES

Fingers crossed 🤞

To summarise today up briefly - Lascelles was complete dog shit, Schaar was missed, Perez best game of the season, Mike Deans a useless cunt. #Toon #NUFC

25th

So our teams shit and now our boxing hope has lost 😢. The joys of being a Geordie.... #gutted #Ritson #nufc

@talkSPORT @BroadcastMoose @JimWhite Fuck off moose you fat cunt. There’s plenty of burger joint for you to fill you face. Ignorant fat fuck. How on earth has he got a job in journalism

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