Thick Bangs
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I have received a lot of questions about this: yes they are shoes for bed
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I want to make an account where I post a turd pic and you guess what fancy restaurant I ate at
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Everyone posts the “before” pictures of food but what about the after?
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All I know is that people share things like cornbread recipes in the General channel and it feels a lot like Facebook
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If I can hear you can you hear me? Asking for a friend who is pooping at work
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Just a rickety stink nugget rocketing through the bowel of the sky
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Did you know that planes fly in the part of the sky called the “Bowel”
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You can hire people to wear pencil skirts and tights and scarves but this is still a cloud wagon headed to Rensselaer
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Dear 20 year old me: you will never wear a banana republic pencil skirt to work
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