"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"

me after looking at my bank account after "treating myself" for three days straight

when you get a snap memory and realize how much life has changed

He’s speaking facts.

🚨 Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari says, "We just voted to subpoena Pam Bondi. She will be held accountable for her handling of the Epstein Files. It’s time to stop the White House cover up." What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

pov: you jump back into the middle of a game you haven't played in months

Kids born 2000–2004: - Corona fucked up everything - After corona, students forgot how to write on paper - Worst college life - No real friends - Unemployment arc - War and missiles - AI taking real jobs - Mental health issues and depression - No healthy life

when i press shuffle and the song i was thinking about starts playing

Me finally realizing having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES, REPOST PLEASE!

Does y’all’s twitter look weird too😭

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public. Cannibalism. Rape. Murder. Pedophilia. Not a single arrest. Not a single investigation. Z.E.R.O

#TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Bro really said, "let me handle the statement for everyone."

Me on January 1: “2026 is my year" Me on March 6th, 2026:

Americans are waking up.

How it feels when no one talks to you in the morning

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