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Useless Press
9 years
Come see us present our research findings tomorrow @Babycastles
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Useless Press
9 years
We support our personnel abroad, working hard to make Smell Dating a reality for all the world's people.
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Sam Lavigne
9 years
Smell Dating Shanghai Edition
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Useless Press
9 years
bye @animatedtext! great to hang w you in NYC wknd! we're gonna keep requesting daddy gifs until you come back
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Animated Text
9 years
chef bourgeoisie
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9 years
call to wait has new digits
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happy belated #bday sigmund #freud ! sad ur not here to join us for the desublimated VR experience from @jhclaura.
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Useless Press
9 years
New thing: Daily Life VR by @jhclaura - a communal virtual reality environment for pooping.
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Useless Press
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the communal bathroom experience from @jhclaura is now live!
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new thing from @jhclaura on the way, but you can't rush it
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Useless Press
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Important: the number for Call To Wait is now 631-597-1905. If you are currently on hold, please hang up
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new project to drop next week
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ISO #models to feature in #promo #vid for UP's next project! Must be free and in #NYC this Sun 4/17. Send us your #pics, #pix!.
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Useless Press
9 years
CEO search ongoing. We will give special consideration to applicants frm the dog community
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Sam Lavigne
9 years
is looking to hire a CEO. To apply, cease using deodorant and send us a t-shirt you have worn for two days straight.
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Useless Press
9 years
called out for #appropriation. Apologies! In fairness, we do not know if our users are dogs.
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Rob Travis
9 years
@jaymohr37 #jaymohrsports Smell Dating has been going on forever. Signed: Dogs.
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Useless Press
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@worldleadertips
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Dear @Pontifex, this week we suggest you: Threaten a military occupation
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Useless Press
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these last few weeks @worldleadertips has really been leaning the f*ck in.
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Global Equilibrium
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Dear @BoykoBorisov, this week we suggest you: Use tactics of violent repression
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Useless Press
9 years
**media opportunity** for a participant tomorrow am! DM us for deets. #smelldating #thegaze.
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Useless Press
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many many #thanks to the volunteers who made our smell ops run <3 @sam_lavigne @tegabrain
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Useless Press
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Smell daters: don't forget to get your shirts in the mail! @USPS @sam_lavigne @tegabrain
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