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@TheTedAllen

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Host/Creative Consultant/Script, Food Net's Beard-🏆 winning Chopped. Emmy OG QueerEye. Natl Mag Award finalist @Esquire. Bidness: Adam Nettler/Ben Levine, CAA

Brooklyn, USA
Joined July 2009
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RT @NOH8Campaign: Thousands march in Budapest in defiance of Hungary's ban on Pride #NOH8
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RT @TheTedAllen: One in five American children go to sleep hungry each night, and food prices just keep getting higher. Congress: Do not cu….
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One in five American children go to sleep hungry each night, and food prices just keep getting higher. Congress: Do not cut SNAP funding! #NoKidHungry #CityHarvest
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Government-monitored FitBits. Any thoughts?.
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Aaron Rupar
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RFK Jr: "My vision that is every American is wearing a wearable within four years."
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The food world has lost such a bright light. Our hearts go out to @ChefAnneBurrell’s family, friends and fans.
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Wait: desiderium?.
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Merriam-Webster
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These are your words of the week. insurrection.ICE.fascism.mercurial.ammunition.desiderium.
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So want to vote for Paperboy Love Prince. Will study his legislative record.
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DEFEND SESAME STREET! Not to mention All Things Considered. @NPRATC
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“An insultingly stupid lie to justify a dictatorial power grab.”
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Turn to the left. Turn to the right.
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Summer vibes at Bagaduce Lunch.
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This is a real problem in NYC. Sure, we all want our pizza to be hot when it lands. And the e-bike delivery guys have a really tough job. But too many of them drive like lunatics, on sidewalks, against traffic on one-ways, and they all drive flat-out. It’s dangerous.
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Mayor Eric Adams
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You have heard us talk a lot this week about the dangers of speeding e-bikes on our streets. It's why we're proposing a 15 MPH limit on them. So our team went out and asked: are e-bikes going too fast in our city? Here's what New Yorkers said:
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I ain’t no rat.
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@altonbrown At least until @TheTedAllen rats you out 🤣.
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Glimmer of sanity.
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RT @afcbsupporter: We used to watch Chopped as a family when the kids were young. My late Father In Law was a pretty good amateur Chef. He….
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One of the worst movies this Purdue undergrad has almost completely ignored in a couple of months. Painful. #Ooof.
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Richard Roeper
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The hero in the stupendously terrible "The Fountain of Youth" is named Lucas PURDUE, I guess because he's supposed to be like INDIANA Jones. 🫤
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Sorry, just trying to understand which Trumps are “good-looking.” #Beavis #Butthead.
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Good-looking?.
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Good-looking?.
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Watters: Trump is a great parent. Look at his kids. No drinking, no smoking, no tattoos, they are all good looking and successful
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RT @BlueATLGeorgia: Wait until MAGA realizes the GOP's $1000 savings account for all newborns was actually Hillary Clinton's idea. https://….
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