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Mildly unhinged. Too annoying to ignore, too online to log off. Cancel me later.

Fort Lauderdale, FL
Joined August 2009
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@thetangay
LMR
6 years
“How are you doing?” Me:
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@Todd_Spence
Todd Spence
18 days
In 1995, Sandra Bullock was the first person ever to buy movie theater tickets online, in promotion for her new film THE NET. Wow
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@keithedwards
Keith Edwards
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This has 5 million views on TikTok
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@thetangay
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1 month
“I need Botox” “No, you need a fucking lobotomy”
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2 months
Get ready to put extra Xanax in the turkey this year.
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@thetangay
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3 months
Nothing like Grindr to ego check the fuck out of you
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@thetangay
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5 months
Fed, bred and bred someone’s son
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5 months
You can take a bottom and make them a top but they’re still a bottom
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5 months
This isn’t wide open spaces, my hole still has ridges.
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@thetangay
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5 months
I’m cute but I’m not fucking stupid.
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5 months
“I’m going to the bank to make a deposit” - my husband says as we leave to meet up with a guy.
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5 months
Your husband’s cock feels really fucking good. 🥵
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5 months
I don’t know him but I give him my DNA weekly.
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@thetangay
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5 months
Opening doors, one asshole at a time.
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6 months
Tops are easy af 🫦
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6 months
As I’ve gotten older I’ve started to like being the villain in some people’s stories
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@thetangay
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6 months
*Man holding phone taking photo of self in tiny mirror*
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@jrdynjy
Jordyn
6 months
Led to her having a baby she never wanted, abandoning the apartment she was proud to own, and giving up corporate law. Now, she’s a homeless lesbian interning in her 50s.
@notgwendalupe
Culture
6 months
26 years ago, Miranda met Steve in 'Sex and the City'
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@BY1959
Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓
6 months
A little wordy but I like it.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
6 months
Yeah, where is it?
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
6 months
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST EPSTEIN? The FBI's chain of custody for evidence is a meticulously documented process designed to ensure the integrity, authenticity, and admissibility of physical or digital items from the moment they are collected until they are
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