@thetafferboy you've cooked up a great analogy there🧑‍🍳

@thetafferboy What's the natural ratio of toxic ingredients to organic ingredients that I should stick to?

@thetafferboy They would have stuffed their cakes with baking powder (like keywords).

@thetafferboy Haha, so true! 😂 SEO can be like that sometimes. Maybe we should add "taste testing" as a critical step before launching any major updates. 😉 #SEO #BakingFails

@thetafferboy @Suzzicks More cake / SEO analogies here

@thetafferboy I disagree, the SEOs would keep adding sugar to the recipe until it stopped working, they'd literally fine the maximum amount to multiple decimal places

@thetafferboy Hahah what a great simile

@thetafferboy @Suzzicks LoL Great analogy!

@thetafferboy Think it'd be more like, Victoria Sponges are popular let's make one of those even if it's a bit dull and not very exciting. And no one would dare try a different recipe in case no one liked it, even though people really want something different and well made

@thetafferboy @joevalitas 😂

@thetafferboy @sarafdez Haha I put it in the oven for two minutes BUT it has ALL the sugar 😅 how come it’s not doing better?!

@thetafferboy The problem is, right now, G can't tell the difference between Julia Child and the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show.

@thetafferboy Nice!!

@thetafferboy @aleyda You're going to criticise cookie-cutter sites next, I can tell 😉 with added saccarine to fool the judges!

@thetafferboy Is vanilla essence a ranking factor?

@thetafferboy Plot twist: Google has diabetes.