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I play video games. I read books. I am an unserious person with unserious thoughts and an unserious platform. 🧼: @sunkissedtreats
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The organized list of books I used to grow myself as a designer, they range from graphic design, to copywriting to marketing.
The all-in-one folder:
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Isn’t this burger kings palette?
Make it until everyone loves it or hates it! ✌️
Hey designers, a new color palette is coming to your feed!
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Btw don’t install the new Mac iOS if you are a designer. It’s strictly 64bit and the Adobe suite is still 32bit. RT for your designer friends. The update will break your adobe suite 🥴🥴
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I just want to be rich and go on dates with my friends tbh.
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I agree, I’d hate for everyone to know this is the Cranbrook Flower Forest and it cost $1250 for entry.
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In the words of my Mother, "This is why I sent you to school."
Took maybe 20-30 minutes?
For a country that ranked top 2 for national trials and a country full of creatives this can’t be the fucking flyer for our national trials I fail to believe this shit
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They couldn’t find him on the wards. Because he was in the morgue. My daddy… died. And no one called me.
I hate the term no news is good news. Please give me news. I haven’t spoken to my dad is 24 hours. He’s not on the ward they have him registered on. He’s not on the ward he was admitted to on Monday. Me have to gwan bad in KPH Parking lot or what? Where the fuck is my father???
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“This is a dark time my love”
what’s a random line of poetry you say aloud or in ya head from time to time unprovoked?
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My problem with this is in jamaica this can be a thief or this can be a duppy….
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Soooo jamaican devs…. If I design it… who going code our version of Twitter? We can call it hummingbird 👀
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My father deserved better. I deserved better. I had to collect my father things, walk out to the car and tell my sister and mother that we would never see daddy again.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck. It feels surrel. I can still see him sitting at the edge of my bed.
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LC at daycare: what do you mean you’re unemployed?
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@clumsylucy
lol it’s how it’s presented as something new and visionary that has be befuddled. 😂😂
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I need y’all to use your 2 brain cells and think. If you’ve ever gone to JaConstab to report any kind of violence via men you should know why she posted it. Public pressure will get them to do some thing faster. Don’t pretend you haven’t seen horror stories from their inaction.
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So your car was stolen is what you’re saying… 👀
Friend took my car while I was sleeping and wrote off me car. Gone fi woman and a speed
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He still has to go. He has to go. He HAS to go. Those were his unfiltered thoughts and feelings. I don’t need an apology I need a resignation because those are still his thoughts and feelings.
#ChuckoutDelroy
* UPDATE: Video recorded apology from Justice Minister
@Delroychuckjm
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Minister Chuck says he understands his comment on sexual harrassment in the work place was inappropriate & insensitive.
He's appealing for the public's forgiveness & committing to defending women's rights.
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Using my phone to hotspot my computer
WFH in Jamaica means you have to use both internet providers just in case one of them fails you
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When I was in high school I used to volunteer at ISSA events alot. I usually got the job to cater to the vip guests because I was so polite. Long story short I asked this man to take a photo of me & Usain Bolt & then offered him an extra dessert as thanks.
That man was Asafa 💀
What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
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I see the pree. There isn’t enough teachers so the plan is to limit the amount of students to balance it off
Students who show up at Jonathan Grant High School tomorrow carrying backpacks with the word ‘Dunce’ printed on them will be barred from classes, a defiant Principal Dr O’Neil Ankle has warned.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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International artist ft Sean Paul slaps every single time. No flops. No bad songs. Man is a feature god. 👑
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And I just want to clarify. I’m not angry no one at KPH called me to say my dad had died (I understand that is not protocol). I’m angry my dad passed last night. And no one called me to say come in. My dad died, alone. And no one thought that his family would like to know.
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You said: if meccamillion has million number of haters i am one of them. if meccamillion has ten haters i am one of them. if meccamillions has no haters. that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is with meccamillion, i am against the world.
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Finally have the strength to go thru and cancel daddy’s subscriptions. Every single password is his year of birth and my name. I might actually throw myself off a cliff.
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If they weren’t selling $20usd items for $15,000JMD we wouldn’t be having this discussion.
When I can buy the item 3 times over online, for what you were selling it for locally, you were already losing my business.
Retail business owners are predicting further losses for their ventures with the Government’s plan to increase duty-free allowance on personal items by 100 per cent, with at least one retailer labelling the move as “retrograde”.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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I want a movie theater buddy…. Like I just text you that I bought tickets and you can come meet me at Carib..
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I hate the term no news is good news. Please give me news. I haven’t spoken to my dad is 24 hours. He’s not on the ward they have him registered on. He’s not on the ward he was admitted to on Monday. Me have to gwan bad in KPH Parking lot or what? Where the fuck is my father???
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Scammers have ruined us. I got a call earlier about a opportunity to take my business to a expo in Vegas and I 100% didn’t believe I was talking to a real person till he sent me the follow up email and I googled it. 💀
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So ppl me enjoying the nice nice concert and I wan know if is me one start bawl when
@LilaIkeJa
’s niece start sing. 😭🥹
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I need to find out how my family feels about converting our farm into a holistic retreat. Experience includes:
1 on 1 feeding time with Pigs
Morning trek to organic cane Fields
Lunch by the River cooked on authentic coal pot
Tour of neighboring farms on donkey
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Jada has strong St. Andrew High School for Girls energy. See that dgaf shrug. Lol Jada knows life more abundant when you have two man 🤪
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My Degree DID NOT get me my current job in Fintech. Courses did. What I currently do full time, was taught for ONE course at EMCVPA (Basics). I took my own intiative to teach myself more and learn how to to be UI/UX Designer. Don't sleep on Certifications..
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My computer crashed 1 week before finals one year. Every single one of my graphics friends *vanished* on me. My best friend who studied ceramics found me crying inconsolable on the floor and told me to install the Adobe suite on her MacBook Air.
What’s something a friend has done for you that you’ll never forget?
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Jamaicans. Global Bullies. I love to see it.
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Also, as of today, it's actually 19 days to go. So, let's start getting excited. See you there!
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Our last conversation was so stupid too. My tv backlight went out. He was telling me how he'd fix it when he got home. That was my dad, always fixing something for me.
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@pinkishwrld
Something might be off on your description because I literally got this off curseforge on Sunday
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Guys... I made a really cool soap. Like a really cool soap. And now I can share it with everyone. Because I’ve gifted to my friend. 😬😬 it took 7 tries, I burnt bowl, many many tears but finally I was able to make a Gizzada soap. Yup! You read that right 😁
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Bought a bag of apple today and started crying. Daddy had asked me to bake him apple pie. He wanted a Jamaican one like the one he learned to make in school we even found the old school recipe in some notebooks mom had.
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I just spent 5 hours designing a vaccination app that allows people to track vaccine availability, and register themselves and family members.
I feel like I just came up for air
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Auntie me love yuh to death. You know we seh
#SMURFGANG
forevvvaa. BUT- This logo... it's not it for me. So I did two really quick options for you:
cc:
@MoMarketingJA
I decided to start my own clothing brand called “GRACI NOIR”
@gracinoir
as many of know I’ve had stores across Jamaica 🇯🇲 called Spicey couture over the last decade, however online is now the new lifestyle and it’s easier to reach my fans across the world.
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@YogiFreeSpirit
Yeah our office technician came in and gave a full PSA because the whole office uses Mac. He said don’t update your work computer or personal machine for at least 6 months. 🥺
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5 likes and I go bake this. I have fresh mangos from the tree
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Ladies, send a man lunch today. Him feel for sumn nice sometimes too. ❤️
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You know this is why I must go cook. Not my 7Kr*ve rider calling to tell me he going swing by his mechanic to change the muffler lol
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My next boyfriend will send me flowers just because 💐
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I’m not saying they did something. I’m not saying they didn’t do something.
I’m just saying look at who they retained as their legal counsel.
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Also this not a safe space for “oh you did free work”, “there just gonna take it and use it now” . That’s… literally okay with me 👌🏾
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Daddy is done with dialysis for today. No seizures. We are heading home. Thankful for small blessings ✨
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My business just got granted a DBJ voucher!
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Ladies I’d like to recommend my favorite little flashlight that definitely will take down a 250+ man. This device has been user tested and even comes in black. All women need “tactical” flashlights 🔦
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@RissaRoyal
If you had a helper, if you had a tv in your bedroom, if you had a pool, if you had a staircase (didn't matter where the went to)...
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@spellcastersim
open neighbourhoods would tremendously improve gameplay. I wouldn't feel the NEED to build all my houses with indoor gyms, and pools, and play parks.. I might actually go to these places in my neighbourhood
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You’re welcome 🌚😁
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They’ve found him. 😩😩😩 I despise hospitals…
I hate the term no news is good news. Please give me news. I haven’t spoken to my dad is 24 hours. He’s not on the ward they have him registered on. He’s not on the ward he was admitted to on Monday. Me have to gwan bad in KPH Parking lot or what? Where the fuck is my father???
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I hear a helicopter over my house, I hope I didn’t offend anyone on Twitter ✨✨✨
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If I don’t vote I’m apart of the problem. If I do vote… what am I voting for? I can’t win. Vote for who I hate the least? What kind of option is that?
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I can’t subscribe to “pick the option you hate the least”.
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The person who said Stef couldn’t win Simply because Jada wouldn’t take anything seriously was spot on Lmao
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Kingston Bookshop has a very healthy collection of Manga. Way more than the last time I came to buy some. I’m really glad they see the market here and providing the supply. Just starting my Death Note collection now. ☺️
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How do you guys get motivated when you just… don’t want to do anything?
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5 careers you can do in Fintech or just Tech which don’t require coding:
1) UI or UX Designer
2) Data Analyst
3) UX Writer or Technical Writer
4) System Admin
5) SEO professional
If you’re looking to get into FinTech or Web3 please know there are other niches these companies are hiring for other than devs. Great at community building , Tik Tok and social media ? Go on LinkedIn and get your life 💰
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@TheMorrisonView
There is a woman doing a whole expose on her solo experience on tiktok where she was assaulted not once but twice by men while trying to enjoying her vacation. The guy went as far as separating her from the rest of group to offer her a private massage. Place dark.
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My Nephew going get every endorsement. I be talking people like, man have I got the perfect baby to rep your brand let me get his assistant on the phone
@PurplecowKris
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👉🏾👈🏾 Have you tried Lynk?
I wish we had sumn like a Zelle in Jamaica the process of adding recipients for online transfer is so annoying.
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@Prismaticyute00
@mamachell
(men already assume women don't know anything about manly things and you want us to accept this is the moment he chooses feminism)
I mean if you believe that I also have a pier in Montego Bay to sell to you. Super-low cost. Sale out.
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How does no one know where he is? I walked up to every single ward??? How do you loose a person? How do you not where the patient is??? Hoooww? I want to pull my hair out and scream.
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@kellonnn
💯. I don’t see anything wrong with this. They Think it sweet to lose? Ofc she was screaming crying on the inside. She went to what she thought was a safe space to express those negative emotions.
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I'm very okay with both former PMs getting the vaccine and it is publicised because that's exactly what will be needed to convince the WhatsApp aunties, uncles and grandmas to even CONSIDER taking it.
#UPDATE
: Former Prime Minister, Bruce Golding, has arrived at the Good Samaritan Inn to receive his first dose of the AstraZeneca Covid-19 Vaccine.
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Rocket ship yaad sale is 50% uncollected SHEIN packages. 💀
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It is the bare minimum. Thanks for coming to this TED talk. Too many Jamaican parents think they’ve done this amazing job at parenting because they’ve provided food, shelter and access to education.
Like gee… thanks?
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I went shopping with my sister in law today. I filled my cart with things I wanted. She filled her cart up for things for her and her daughter. We spent the same amount of money.
I got more stuff. 🌚
Thirty and over friends, what’s your main reason for remaining child free?
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@Prismaticyute00
@mamachell
lol You totally missed the point. Men, don't ask for help, and they sure aren't gonna ask a woman. He has a flat tire? Engine dead? and his first thought is to ask the woman walking by to 'help' ahuh...
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I need a hug… But if you hug me I’m going to cry. So what I need is… a safe space for a hug and a cry… and some fries
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All me a laugh I prolly would do sumn this silly with my friends…if I was younger. Like round 18-20. I’d think this is a nice fun silly thing to do together.
That’s also the age id need to be for my metabolism to be okay with me eating 1 box of donuts per week for a year.
“Are people really gonna…..” YUP! 👀⛺️
The COUNTDOWN is ON 🗓️⏰ SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE GRAND OPENING OF KRISPY KREME JAMAICA 🍩🇯🇲
#KrispyKremeJamaica
#Doughnut
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People working at various Advertising Agencies in Jamaica PLEASE DISCUSS YOUR SALARY. COLLEGE STUDENTS LEAVING TO WORK AT AGENCIES DISCUSS SALARY WITH YOUR FRIENDS. WOMEN DESIGNERS TALK TO YOUR MALE COUNTERPARTS. DOE HAVE THEM TREAT YOU AS GUGGU BAT!!!
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@CashMom__
I was legitimately confused whether I was watching a bath or pre prep video. 😭 trauma
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Delete the photos and try again. What is wrong with you people?
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Asafa if you see this I’m so sorry. I know better now
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lol R*ssian always tone-deaf. Sh*ns*a can't read the room. between the two of them, the place looks dark sometimes.
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Good morning Jamaica, but mainly WFH jamaica, are we having coffee or hot chocolate in bed today? 🥳✨
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Then we have that other picture, I bet you thought, WTF IS THAT? See with me here. So when I read "Graci Noir" I saw Luxury. I saw the gold. I saw FAUNCI... and I thought we could go a different direction. What if the GN was like a signature. Like you're very own seal of approval
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@SimplyShidz
@ambrosia_omG
Raggamuffin cafe also has poetry night and salsa nights… tings deh bout.. really just depends on your interests
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@pinkishwrld
That’s probs why. Maybe they thought it was a override of the ingame plumbob. Maybe try [name] Loading Screen. Like Brown Aesthetic Loading Screen
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@lextroverted
Asafa had the fastest time then too eno. I was so unintentionally disrespectful omg. 😭 he should’ve shoved my phone and told me to kick rocks.
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Beyoncé and Doja, because I go to concerts for the performance. For the theatrics. 🙂🤝🏾
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@spiceofficial
Hey Auntie... Hope you're having a great day. 👉🏾👈🏾
I wanted to show you something I did for you. Love you.
Congrats on the Brand Launch, I love everything you do. And I hope you reach out so we can talk about this. <3
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I think the ad is perfect tbh. Shows how they do NOt have their ear to the ground on current social media sentiment. Great way to show you’re out of touch.
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Why is this the first time I’m seeing this 😭😭😭
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I actually might screen. Plant myself right in the middle of this godforsaken road and make myself a damn nuisance till someone answers me. Because how is it you do not know??? How do you not know!????
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Congrats on the Brand Launch, I love everything you do. And I hope you reach out so we can talk about this. <3
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@JeSuisNattasha
How you mean?? 😭 and I’m more scared of it being a duppy than a tief if we being honest.
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