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β¨ blonde politics | thesillyserious
Joined April 2009
Shoutout to all my homies who knew Ezra Klein was full of shit before it was cool. This is your moment, you deserve this.
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Just saw a man in the wild reading Infinite Jest. I thought you all were lying but itβs REAL!
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tmz article saying heβs the one who left nicole
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you can hardly tell he's a divorced alcoholic
Pete Hegseth hitting the Griddy in an Adam Thielen jersey. Thatβs my Secretary of War. https://t.co/8cNlOyvjKg
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Kimmel saying that Killers Of The Flower Moon is so long that you could drive to Oklahoma and solve the murders yourself in the time it takes to watch the movie is honestly a way more offensive joke than the actual joke heβs getting attacked for lol
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I am only learning today that Jimmy Kimmel is not Jimmy Fallon. The most mind-blowing part of this whole thing tbh.
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How I look at you when you read my substack article and like it. I just published a new one btw.
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Robert Redford was the only trustworthy adult blonde man. Now there are none
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