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Sean (Simon)

@theseansimon

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Writer. Analyst. Entrepretainer. Mogulpreneur. Jules and Mimi fan https://t.co/974JD5Xoa6 for movie thoughts.

Washington, DC
Joined November 2011
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Sean (Simon)
1 year
Dune 2 IMAX Screen Sizes Megathread:. I made charts for NYC, LA, and DC, and I’m adding some stats for cities including Chicago, Boston, Dallas FW, Vegas, and more. n.b: Bigger is not always better, any IMAX is bigger than a normal screen, & Dolby is usually a great option too.
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This is like when they revealed the return of Palpatine through a Fortnite exclusive voiceover line.
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pop culture gal
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🚨LADY GAGA IS CURRENTLY TEASING DEAD DANCE ON DRESS TO IMPRESS . “You've created a creature of the night, now I'm haunting your air, your soul, your eyes”
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What do you want to know?.
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A Doja Cat feature on Zombieboy would fix a lot for me personally.
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The only requirements I’m looking for in a politician from here on out is a commitment to be ruthless to those responsible and protective of the persecuted.
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Weapons if it took place in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania
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My pick for surprise 2028 dem primary outsider candidate who could take the whole thing
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What’s the cold weather version of fire island or p town? I want to attempt a gay vacation for once in my life but I’m spiritually allergic to beaches.
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7 days
Please share any especially funny ones here if you know any, I can’t get enough.
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Sean (Simon)
7 days
I don’t want AI to make music but I do want an AI that can create on demand those hilarious cheerleading competition remixes with air horns and chopped and screwed chorus mashups.
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7 days
Getting my annual itch to rewatch Silence of the Lambs. Who’s coming over next weekend?
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Sean (Simon)
7 days
Yes. Good. The Oscars should be pumped into the water supply like fluoride.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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YouTube has asked about buying the rights to The Oscars. (Source:
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Sean (Simon)
9 days
I… wasn’t expecting to be younger than Dua Lipa? This news has single-handedly undone months of “it’s over” for me.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Dua Lipa debuts fourth birthday cake.
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Sean (Simon)
9 days
Hey so if any of yall want to do this for me….
@souporsonic_
pseudo wook
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omg i didn't know people still did this
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Sean (Simon)
9 days
Who’s seeing shin Godzilla with me when the rerelease hits US theaters?.
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Sean (Simon)
10 days
Spend as much time as you need to guess what song soundtracks this video of a woman retrieving her dog from the crisp vegetable shelf and then press play and be wrong.
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Sean (Simon)
11 days
ma is so kind.
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11 days
Harford County, Maryland is breathtaking this time of year
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Sean (Simon)
12 days
This is the first newsom bit I’ve liked. Every D governor should follow suit.
@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR.
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14 days
There’s a tweet I’m dying to make relating Weapons and Ma but it’s spoilery I’m gonna set a reminder and make a very irrelevant and untimely tweet about it in a month.
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17 days
Carrie Bradshaw revisiting her old apartment
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Sean (Simon)
19 days
It’s so funny to see people get all RETVRN about appliances because like… yeah, sure- this works great for juicing oranges. It’s also three feet tall and 30 lbs! .Enjoy your lil lemon press that fits in a drawer!.
@j00ny369T
Johnny
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Manual Juicer at work.
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