Ryan George
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Hi there, hello! I do comedy things - Pitch Meetings and many other videos where I talk to myself.
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Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool
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JK Rowling just revealed that Hagrid had coronavirus but was asymptomatic
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This is a spoiler, but I need to share what I just witnessed because I feel like I'm going insane.
The climax of Dolittle is LITERALLY him pulling bagpipes out of a dragon's clogged asshole, after which a polar bear voiced by John Cena exclaims "teamwork makes dreams work!"
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If you can, go up to a french person and say "le monde" today. It'll mean the world to them.
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Here's what the electoral map would look like if only 3-year-olds voted today.
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Erik Lehnsherr was born in 1930.
Dark Phoenix takes place in 1992.
Here are some pictures of 62-year-old Erik Lehnsherr
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Can everyone stop posting spoilers please I'm only at the episode where there's a fly on Mike Pence's head
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GENIE: ♫ you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
you ain't.
never.
had a.
frrrrrrrrrieeeeeennnnnddddddddddd ♫
ME: ......
GENIE ......
ME: ... like you?
GENIE: no, I was done.
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I'm a little bummed that Gal Gadot edited me out of the John Lennon video, but to be fair I didn't really read the instructions
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Oh yeah and after he unclogs the dragon's asshole, the dragon is like "mmm now let me help you" and for a second it seems like it's gonna do something to HIS asshole but thankfully that's not what happens
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I set myself on fire but I survived! Don't be afraid of setting yourself on fire.
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@johnkrasinski
A Quiet Place
A Quieter Place
The Quiet and The Place
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Quiet & Placed 7
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If a movie character gets shot HERE, they're required to keep it to themselves for a while.
Later in the movie, they must open their shirt/jacket revealing an alarming amount of blood-- followed by another character saying "you're hurt!"
This is law.
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Sure it's a little unorthodox, but I'm grateful that I can still meet with my amazing cast to keep working on new Pitch Meeting episodes 😊
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Quick Pitch Meeting update!
It’s crazy to think that I’ve put out a new episode every week for over 4 years. Literally haven’t missed a single week since November 2017.
I write, shoot & edit every video myself– and contrary to popular belief, there’s only one of me! (1/3)
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Hey that's my freakin' face in today's edition of The New York Times 🤯
Wow wow wow... wow.
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Thanks SO MUCH for watching and supporting my videos throughout the years.
I’m so very lucky to be able to make comedy videos for a living. It’s truly a dream come true. And making dreams come true is TIGHT. So thank you all! (3/3)
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batman with ears = cool
batman without ears = not cool
batman is cool because of his ears
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Wait so
TRUMP: i just kiss women, i don't even ask
12 WOMEN: Trump kissed me without asking
TRUMP: that's insane, you're insane
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Oh boy never EVER read the comment section.
I just found out that my videos are dumb 😫
Wtf am I supposed to do for a job now
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I now have a little verified checkmark on Twitter--which, if I understand correctly, means I'll be cast in Knives Out 2 😊
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PITCH MEETING IS GETTING IT'S OWN CHANNEL
Starting Thursday March 10th, new Pitch Meeting episodes will be released there exclusively. You can subscribe now! Wow wow wow.... wow.
Pitch Meeting
So, we've got a pitch for you... New episodes released every Thursday!
www.youtube.com
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"Yes hello Peter Parker has died but his consciousness has been implanted in me, Arachno-Guy. Now let's just please carry on and never speak of this again."
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have we tried getting them to sing 'imagine' a second time
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So moving forward, in the interest of giving myself some breathing room, I’ll be taking a week off here and there. This week is one of those weeks! So no new episode today.
There will still be several episodes every month, but I’ll mostly be focusing on new releases. (2/3)
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Hi there hello it's me I'm the ad-stronaut
I'm out here in ad space
Elon Musk is going to launch a satellite that displays ads in space, reports
@BusinessInsider
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He is one of several billionaires investing vast sums on the space race. SpaceX will launch the satellite with a display screen in 2022. Ad space will be bought using cryptocurrency.
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Hi there hello!
Covid has knocked me on my butt these past few days-- so no new pitch meeting today, unfortunately. Back at it next week!
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Though I don't fully understand what I'm supposed to be doing, I believe I am VERY good at VR boxing
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Good news, everybody!
nahhhh haha just kidding could you imagine though?
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Excited to announce I'll be doing "Hot Ones" but with extremely mild chicken wings and no questions and nobody will be filming and I'll be at home by myself
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@jacksfilms
It's real.
Maybe this is some genius marketing move-- maybe nobody will believe anyone and everyone will go see for themselves
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Add me to the list I swear I'll knock this guy out
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OH MY GOD THEY'RE PLAYING LA LLORANA INSTEAD OF DETECTIVE PIKACHU
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Obligatory "this blew up" tweet: hundreds of gifts for underprivileged kids were just destroyed in a fire here in Montreal. If you're able to help with a donation, it can help them have a wonderful Christmastime:
STORY:
DONATE:
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The theatre I'm in is playing a trailer for Annabelle Comes Home before Detective Pikachu LOOK AWAY CHILDREN OH NO
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what is this tweet if not a wandavision meme persevering
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hey this comic on the front page of reddit references the thing
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Visualization of filmmakers signing on to make Star Wars movies
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As someone who works from home, here's a tip for all you newcomers:
What I like to do is check the fridge at least once an hour to see if a fun new snack has appeared!*
*this doesn't work
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Okay another Pitch Meeting update!
In my last tweet about this, I said that I’d take a week off here and there for some breathing room.
It’s now been a few weeks with no new episode, so it might feel like HEY THIS FREAKIN GUY’S BREATHING TOO MUCH! STOP IT, WITH THE BREATHING!
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Well geez.
A silver play button for the new Pitch Meeting channel in just a day.
Thank you all so much!
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Spider-Man can stay in the MCU if he just fully commits to the Night Monkey persona
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Hi there hello I had the pleasure of voicing a salesman named Mr. Sellers in
@theodd1sout
new Netflix show Oddballs!
Coming out on October 7th!!!
Geez!
The trailer for Oddballs is here!! Watch all the chaos on October 7th!!
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If you start watching 'Cats' at literally any time tonight, a cat will say the word "Jellicle" at midnight 😻
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away!*
*this offer does not apply to bad apples. those will crack your skull and beat you with batons and hide their badge numbers and pepper spray you and crush your neck and I dunno maybe you should keep that doctor nearby
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Good news guys you can google "puppies" whenever you want and your computer will show you some puppies
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Hi there hello-- new Pitch Meeting episodes will now be released on Tuesdays instead of Sundays, so please don't yell at me when there's no new episode this weekend ❤
#dontyell
#please
#ohgodyouredoingit
#youreyelling
#pleasestopyelling
#thatsveryloud
#pleasestop
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90% of my energy during business calls is focused on not accidentally saying "love you bye" as I hang up
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What movies would you like to see Pitch Meetings for, since there won't be any new releases for the next little while? 🤔
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Update! They got enough donations to reach their goal! Big thanks to everyone who helped them out.
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Disney PLUS?!
Ummmm yeah not gonna sign up for a streaming service with MATH in its name, you freakin nerds 😂😅
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So for now, the next new Pitch Meeting will be on Feb 22 for Uncharted, and future "breathing rooms" between episodes won't be as long as this one.
Thanks for your patience and understanding!
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A very fun and not horrifying thing to do is to draw a little face on your thumb and then use a face-swap app!
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Making fun of people who sign up for gym memberships in the new year doesn't make you clever it makes you a COMEDY LEGEND GO GET 'EM YOU ABSOLUTE SEINFELD
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Twitter is great because if you refresh it quickly and non-stop, you get to see horrifying news as it develops!
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Me yelling at my grandma till she cries after I beat her at Monopoly again:
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
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For the 300th episode of Pitch Meeting... The crossover nobody asked for. Pitch Meeting: The Honest Trailer
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I dropped my phone in rice so I left it in water overnight and now it's not working??? wtf
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The year was 1974. We had both been fired from the set of Jaws for constantly replacing the prop sharks with real sharks. Life was good.
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Stage 1: Denial
Cats Marketing Is Now Calling The Critics’ Negative Reviews Wrong
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BUT there have been VERY COOL Pitch Meeting developments- which I’ll be able to announce in a few weeks-ish?
At that point hopefully, you’ll be like “Ahhhh okay he was breathing a normal amount, and this is a cool thing that was being worked on during those weeks."
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To the new 10,000 new podcast hosts that emerged this week, please don't do this:
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Spider-Man: What Even Is A Home
BREAKING: Spider-Man is reportedly out of the MCU as Sony and Disney fail to reach new terms to co-produce the franchise.
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