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@theramblingbard

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🏳️‍⚧️ 35 (She/Her) Trans Polyam Bisexual bard & full contact jouster (on hiatus for health)

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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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Bossy bard lady
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@necrologies men are just... they are just not okay
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DELETE YOUR BLACK OUTS RETWEET, REPOST, AND SHARE BLACK VOICES AND NEWS ABOUT POLICE MOVEMENTS. KEEP THE DATA FLOWING
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3 years
Cosplaying to play dnd is so fun
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@yellowbeesnrose Izumi and her giant grizzlyhusband
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@Ambrass28 @MisbehavinMaids today on "i can't imagine what the world is like beyond my experience, so anything that sounds strange to me is immediately false!"
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
UHM
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
The gentleman I'm working for with renfaires puts all other bosses I've ever had to shame. Not only does he pay me more than a fair wage for the work I do, he: - Puts me up in a hotel - Supplies water and redbull - provides meals - shares the profit w/ bonuses of money and merch
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
PSA: Don't do this. I should put you on full blast. You literally did this to steal early release content, and any creator can see that and it hurts. Don't fucking do this.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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I feel so fucking pretty oh my gods
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Proudly presenting my 1st professional shoot of my 1st ever cosplay: Dr. Rudolph Van Richten from the Ravenloft setting of @Wizards_DnD , shot by the immensely talented and incredibly kind @KP11Studios I drove a 3K mile round trip to make this happen, show some love!!!
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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@tengulol @Fresh_apo_pie @taylor_jacob @InternetHippo I don't think you realize how much staggeringly cheaper it is to feed and clothe the world over than blow it up. *patpat*
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@fearowe Same energy
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5 years
It’s time to play- Is Something Actually Wrong OR I’m Just Over 30 and Slept on It Weird
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
6 years
Small downside to watching #WaffleCrew and #CriticalRole ; Watching @ChrisPerkinsDnD and @matthewmercer DM has given me some SUPER STRONG imposter syndrome. Like, I'm running #CurseofStrahd right now and I just feel sO UNWORTHY
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@Fresh_apo_pie @tengulol @taylor_jacob @InternetHippo Hell, the US could provide it for the world over if we stopped wasting so much on military spending
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@lx @highlikeplanes_ meanwhile, at that IP: "I'M JUST TRYING TO SPREAD THE TRUTH"
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When you gotta be the most interesting person at the grocery store
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Got gas on my own in a red state for the first time while femme presenting yesterday
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
no HRT 10 months on HRT
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6 years
@mattcolville the seal:
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2 years
Casual reminder that @KP11Studios and I did this
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
My 5 year old daughter just walked in, saw this wallpaper on my center monitor, and exclaimed "Oh she's beautiful!" so @itsginnydi I just wanted to share that with you
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@AlsoWonderWoman @CNN “We don’t know who started the fighting, but we do know this- it was us that torched the sky.”
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
*stops breathing* *screams* *passes out*
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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@coffinvixen have the sea cows stopped screaming yet
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5 years
@its_kyle_yoo @Gaohmee You try to speak: HONK
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Welcome, adventurer. Doctor Rudolph Van Richten, at your service.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Link to watch in replies!
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girlnola bar
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Ava Rae 🏳️‍⚧️🧡Empty Your Soul Soul Soul
1 year
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your blob of progesterone 🥺
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When I tell you a historic chill went down my spine
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1. During a visit to lobby legislators on transgender issues, Senator Cardin Summers (R), author of the state's bathroom ban bill, knelt down and told a child he would protect her. What he didn't realize, however, is that child was trans. Subscribe to support my work.
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I have memes older than some of you. Ancient, eldritch demotivators Caturday artifacts. I am the keeper of the old ways, the old jokes, the original memes, birthed on dial up connections at home and around school browser controls.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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@TattedPoppa When I try it
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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I gift you this, which was gifted unto me, just this very morn.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Get you a girl who can do both
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
And no, it wasn't just a coincidence. Fucking admitting it doesn't make it better. You're gross.
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@harleivy instanTLY GAYER
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i barely knew him but he's one of the reasons I do what I do. he's part of why I know so many people now... this hurts so much. can't stop crying
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@PicturesFoIder this website is free
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
@JustinMcElroy @GameStop Former manager here: They absolutely are. They abuse their employees and encourage wage theft.
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Without going into specifics, this last weekend blew all others out of the water for us as far as sales and profit are concerned, and he shared in that success happily. I feel safe, valued, and free like I've never felt working for someone else before.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@AtelierHeidi Familiars stay with their bonded guardian. 💚
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
He knows exactly where my priorities and goals are headed, he respects and honors and protects my transitioning journey, he understands and is patient with my chronic health concerns and provides the space I need to care for myself. Other bosses need to step it the fuck up.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Call an ambulance- BUT NOT FOR ME! 🧓Character: Rudolph Van Richten of @Wizards_DnD 📸Photographer: @KP11Studios 🎭Cosplayer: Me :)
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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@vnctrth You gave him the best possible chance. CPR rarely works but it's the best we've got sometimes. I'm sure he'd thank you for trying. Sorry you had to go through that.
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@MonaFeesa @FeministaJones This was not a #notallmen response I fucking promise oh gods Realized it coulda come across that way and was like:
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
When the AI overlords accidentally give you gender euphoria:
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when you already know @itsginnydi 's cats because you've been around a while:
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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Casual reminder that polyamory is not a cure for your relationship problems.
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2 years
Felt pretty 🥰
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1 year
Goddamn. That’s really me.
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I don't do three strikes. I lock down when shit like this shows up. Grats- you just ruined it for every single one of my $1 patrons.
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@ayyy_vuh @PhilosophyTube @IzzyWinterz if i speak, twitter will ban me so instead-
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2 years
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
I know I’m not the only one to utilize the beautiful and talented @itsginnydi ’s images for their lock screen and wallpaper, but smol note: Jester stares at the clock in abject horror And Krista is quietly watching my battery
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Geralt of Rivia Wig test #TheWitcher #TheWitcherNetflix
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@naturewasmetal captain hook in this one cracked me up
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@PhilJamesson if i fall asleep before 2am i lose. Sorry, I didn't make the rule for myself I just enforce it like my life depends on it
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@ScyneWaive i prided myself in being the cleanest and nicest smellin' hippie on the road when i traveled with ren faires. I showered once a day, MINIMUM, and I was camping and paying for showers with a quarter a minute of lukewarm water. IT'S NOT HARD TO BE CLEAN D:
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@OJessicaNigri *after battlecry of boobs, nods* me: *sobbing applause*
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Hey, childhood self? You did it.
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@BoredSuitably @FlawedIrony87 @SassyMamainLA @renfamous pretty sure they're talking about the astonishingly large gaps in your adorable little info-graphic.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
did it work
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
What cosplay made you feel the most powerful? Playing the "first" vampire hunter from DnD has been wildly rewarding. I played him for two years in-game and now I've brought him to life. I'm really proud of Van Richten, and can't wait to bring you another cosplay this good.
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@KP11Studios
KP Upadhyayula ➡️ LA/Wondercon!
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What cosplay made you feel the most powerful? Yeah...being a Glorious Sorcerer!
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
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gay #DnD players play gay characters because we've spent plenty of time pretending to be straight in our real lives, thank you very much
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Heehee :D
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
I did the damn thing, and I rode through the hits. I didn’t get unhorsed in my first show!! I’m very happy. More than I have been on a very long time, possibly ever. I wouldn’t have made it without my wife and kid believing in me, and without the support of so many others.❤️🥹
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I am sunburned I am hoarse But I cheered like my life depended on it today. Very proud.
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@eisorus She’s gonna grow up to be a mega menace holy shit 🤣
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
For those who don’t know, now ya do 💜
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
Dear Straight Men: Wipe your ass Wash your ass Wash your entire body WASH BE C L E A N YOU SICK FUCKS
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this was actually a screenshot sent to me by a friend but you should go follow @GoldenLassoGirl like I just did because she seems pretty alright.
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@RubberNinja @matthwatson i haven't laughed that hard at the end of a video in a long damn time
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Well I feel fucking amazing and I’m never not wearing glitter again
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don't nobody ever tell me tiktok is a waste of time
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Debbie Mia @ Eorzea
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The internet is magic sometimes.
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3 years
Don’t sleep on this please, dnd Twitter
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2 years
Okay but
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
4 years
You can "respectfully disagree" about the existence of more than two genders to your heart's content, you'll still be dead wrong. Tons of scientists that have put their life's work into the matter say so. But no you go on and keep insisting the earth is flat, you fuckin' knobs.
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The more the HRT and laser does its work, the more difference just a little mascara makes for me 🥰
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Home safe. The face of my savior, and Harley’s new Aunt, “Onry” Former truck driver, biker, family to firefighters, and living angel.
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Couldn’t ask for a better person to work with. I have had a blast. And soon, we’ll go shoot in a forest!
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
This old man, he played one, then he staked his only son with a knick, knack, snickersnack, dig up some old bone- This old man's without a home. 📸Photography and Editing: @KP11Studios #DnD
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@daveabrowne @AOC We use them in SPACE FFS
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anyway so that's done now. have a great Saturday adventurers, I'm done with the fuckin internet for the day.
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@BDaveWalters People that treat life life some kinda romantic comedy or young romance movie from the 80s like this get my goat. Just say what you mean, for fucks sake! Good on that dude, sounds like he dodged a bullet.
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Me, chatting with the farrier’s assistant about our traveling lifestyle, brings up that we’re moving to Minnesota because I’m a trans woman He looks up at me from the hood he’s on and drops his voice- “Don’t bring that up around that guy.” And he jerks his head at the farrier.
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@HollyConrad idk what to think anymore I want to believe women when they say they've been abused, and Heidi has said as much. I can't be a fan of ... any of you anymore
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@BoredSuitably @FlawedIrony87 @SassyMamainLA @renfamous also the fact that the majority of these were made into sex symbols as well just to cater to men
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
5 years
@JimmyWhetzel does your therapist also understand how important piplup is tho
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Jessica Van Richten 🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
Sitting in public in a skirt for the first time. Only had one panic attack about it. 🥰
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I know it’s not perfect or accurate or real yet But it helps me feel better
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