The Prophet 🧎🏿
@theprophetdub
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pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes it's not for everybody but those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated
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gays do too much for halloween, how you 6'3 tryna be tinkerbell
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some of yall females gotta stop taking advice from females that got better p🐱ssy than you…you cant do what they do
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Pregnancy Used To Be Special You Btches Done Made It A Hobby 💀💀
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cardi b marketing team has been doing some good promos
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Me: dang U wet af Her: That's my belly button sweat go lower
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i thought tequila was gon make her freaky she beat my ass last night
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Nowadays you don't kno who pregnant everybody stomach big
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IF YOU STANK EARLY IN THE MORNING YOU MIGHT NEED A AUTOPSY
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i need a girl on probation, the ones with freedom be doing too much
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She Thought I Had A Condom, I Flashed A Noodle Pack 💀💀
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u are so fine. with that being said, may god continue to send u to terrible people, until you decide to choose me
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choose your baby mamas wisely.. my homie said he boutta fake his death
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i really love giggling Imao i'm the giggliest nigga you'll ever meet. a real tee-heer
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