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My website will always have the most up-to-date contact information for me.
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"No way to prevent this" says users of only programming language where this regularly happens
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Dear laptop manufacturers: GIVE ME MORE FUCKING PORTS HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS SO HARD
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It takes 20 MB of ram to have 300 IRC channels open in HexChat. It takes 16 MB of ram to open about:blank.
I swear if I see another "principal engineer" post a screenshot of resource monitor, whining about the "good old days" without even doing a 3-second exploration into what the numbers they posted mean or why they are that way, I'm going to become a supervillain
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Hey
@LinusTech
, your screwdriver warranty says the bits are considered 'consumable' - but they tasted bad when I ate them. Can you fix the taste
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I am a:
✖️enby
✖️hacker
✅logging stack
looking for a:
✖️friend
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✅LDAP server
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I’m told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a COVID lockdown — planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Käse scenario.
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crack theory / troll logic: what if a nontrivial number of "C evangelists" are actually government agents trying to actively sabotage the computer science industry so they have more easy access to vulns
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Safely summoning a demon is less complicated than writing safe C code with no hidden bugs
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I was sent this after being told my blog helped someone come out as trans
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the syslog() function in glibc has a buffer overflow that lets attackers get root. it's had it SINCE FUCKING 1993.
FOR MY ENTIRE TIME ON THIS PLANET.
When will enough be fucking enough and we ban the writing of new programs in C from an industry standards level?
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Nix is a better Docker image builder than Docker's image builder
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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
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Assuming all other things were equal, which one of these would you assume off of first glance is a better programmer
A cis white dude MIT grad
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I got the most amazing email that proves Uber Eats uses Go's fmt.Sprintf for creating emails from templates
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I don’t have a soundcloud, please help these people get jobs:
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If this post gets 150 likes I'll post my old self-insert my little pony fanfic I wrote in college
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Broke: delisting torrent sites so people don't pirate your game
Woke: naming the horse "torrent" so nobody can find anything but the horse on Google
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ALERT: liblzma and xz version version 5.6.0 and 5.6.1 have backdoors installed into their code. Downgrade below 5.6.0 or upgrade to 5.6.2 when it is released. More to come when I learn more.
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Ideally, I'd like to see libc get ported to another more sane programming language, but that take would get me pilloried by neckbeards that insist that C is possible to write safely.
At least I don't have to be pager bitch for THIS time when the entire internet broke due to C.
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The best part of waking up is 969 notifications on your screen
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In honor of the Uber breach, it's time for a yubikey press thread!
vvccccfrjcfnkkncrcuujlhktiredllitinttnkuddrh
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Fun fact: if you ever need to extract assets from a slide deck template you can change the `.pptx` extension to `.zip` and unzip it. Then you can get at all the meaty goodness inside.
PPTX, DOCX and XLSX files are sparkly zip files.
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New game: write as many hidden bugs in C in as few lines of code as possible
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"Moses was the first person to download files from the cloud onto a tablet"
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Computer scientists believe in numerology. Don’t believe me? Witness some numbers and see if they register as suspect to you:
- 2147483647
- 47455420
- 0.30000000000000004
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- 4096
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Just got a package from
@Tailscale
to congratulate
@scootaloose
and I getting married. Working for Tailscale is great.
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