hanbaobao
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cs undergrad / 我在学汉语 | CR: subahibi
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Joined May 2025
making a shrink ray so i can put u in a jar with ice cubes and shake it rlly hard.
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the professor speaks so slow even 2x isnt enough. not sure why so many websites cap out @ this speed
i love when attendance isnt mandatory so i can just listen to lectures in 2x speed or completely skip them if i dont need them.
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will be cramming all of java I in august right before the semester starts
i have to take java II in the fall but i have kinda forgot everything from java I
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they should make an adderall that doesnt make ur hands cold because it makes it hard to type.
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my caffeine tolerance needs to get so low that a diet coke is enough to give me a rush.
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whenever a mcdonald employee tells me the mcflurry machine is broken i hold one of them hostage until they fix it.
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my tummy has lead me to places i wouldnt even go to with a gun.
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mcdonalds need to release a 1pc nugget for everyone who isnt fat.
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eth please hit 100k eventually so i can buy 100 acres of land.
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