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I’m a joyous, mad, hyper, renewed, restarting, alone, hopeful, depressed, & divorced dad, and this is my rant. BIO: https://t.co/EOtLnxTAmc #dad

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@theoffparent
The Off Parent 🪩
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Letting Go of Broken Things: A Marriage Comes Apart | The Whole Parent https://t.co/JFhFEopwV2 via @jmacofearth #divorce #parenting with #anger
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Sci-Fi Hyperfiction: The Beginning of The ¡Glitch!
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Weaponized murkiness, fiction untethered from traditional novel formats. This is Kurt Vonnegut on acid.
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@Yoda4ever
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Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️
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Bill Madden
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Dan Bongino, whose entire tenure as Deputy Director of the FBI (25.6 Scaramucci's) was spent protecting the child rapist in the White House, was called out by an ex-cop for what he is — a "pedophile protector." 😂🤣👇 https://t.co/1jyFcSe2bF
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@BeingJWood
Being J Wood
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The least surprising thing I’ll see today.
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@EthanLevins2
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸
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He backed down to save the stock market. He’s lying, there’s been zero talks.
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John McElhenney #mindful #ATX ☮️
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AI Chatbots Now Running Google Support | https://t.co/8N5kE4eYal John McEhenney goes hard at Google for freezing his gmail and youtube accounts and responding with chatbots https://t.co/p3JiUyEUgd
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hyperfiction: girls do not obey the laws of physics a new chapter from john oakley mcelhenney's SOUL LOVE https://t.co/zbLR6Bentz
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What Am I Selling on Bumble Today? And Why? Life coach rejoings the online dating world and reports in #dating #bumble #onlinedating #coach #coaching https://t.co/YTnkIgaju3
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in this moment (Pura Vida: Finding and Sharing Our Eternal Optimism) https://t.co/RbnpNsKJiK
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loving a single parent (Tenderness and the Heart of Gold: The Gift of Dating a Single Dad) https://t.co/XJCQdhldxI
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