Showing homage to relatives by saying YES to everything. Even to a trip to Pluto or Hell, with them. @TheIndianMeme

Guy is robbing the store in the US, as usual the store guys are helpless, but then Indians arrive at the picture. 🤣 https://t.co/4YAUFugV7K

Behind every successful gift for a woman, is another woman 🙈💆🏻🤷🏻 #RelationshipAdvice #relationshipping

It’s not the good and evil but it’s the time that kills everything. #RandomThoughts #itsallabouttiming 😏

Turning humans into stones won’t help. They will still find a way of loving someone and then screwing up.

Every now and then everyone requires some guilty pleasures in their life but this doesn’t give you the right to watch #RoadiesXtreme or #splitsvilla. NO MEANS NO! #justpathetic #MTVTrollPolice

Your future self is watching you right now through memories, just think about it. 😏 #deepthoughts #Random

Social media has made it possible for me to get drunk at home alone and still publicly make an as* of myself.

Instagram has Yes|No option. Speaking on human terms, it should also include “Nobody Cares” option adjacent to it. #instagramstory #Nobodycares #notasingleflyingfucktogive

Romance never goes unpunished. #justsaying #herculepoirot

Preparation for valentines date: BFF: Should I go for protection? Me: Nah, you don’t need one. Just be yourself! 😛 #latenightthoughts #Valentinesweek

Maybe you'll never be okay. The trick is to be okay with that.

I thought people can’t get more stupid but then I saw this: LDBF - Long Distance Best Friend. So that’s what rock bottom feels like. #iamdonewithinternet

I always wonder whenever a bartender attends a party it must remind him of his daily work routine. 😅 #latenightthoughts #sadirony

Wow! That’s a thinker 🧐

I hate when people ask stupid questions. Friend: why are you so grumpy in the morning? Me: Do you see a coffee mug in my hand? #CoffeeLover

The greatest danger to society is Human Stupidity and US stands on top with its *airquotes* Current President. #stayontop 😂

Whn I ws a kid I used to throw tantrum while eating home made food,hate to take naps early. Now I regret all those decisions #growingupsuck

The X in iPhone X stands for eXpensive. 💰🤑 #iPhoneX #toolateforthisoneIguess #AppleX