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i am both kathy bates and stephen king, i can write you out the way i wrote you in

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LINK IN BIO!!!!
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this is an insane way to announce your divorce
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mila kunis and ashton kutcher writing letters in support of danny masterson is fucking unconscionable
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@thenoasletter
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i didn’t watch this the first one hundred times it’s on my timeline but ??? spray paint on a toddler toy? they put everything in their mouths!
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Kerensa 🏈❤️
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I know I’m not the most colorful person but can we stop making everything sad beige baby? That tree was perfectly fine and did not need to match her beige living room with her ornament-less tree.
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behind every bad bitch is a slightly offputting dog
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look at miss piggy’s pet dog
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my mom just said her “roman empire” is how the pioneer woman’s family owns all the land killers of the flower moon is about
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@MilesKlee lol aubrey said she wants to play her as like a recent divorcee going to a spa resort and i need that
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this being on march 17 is sooooooooo fucking funny. she wanted to go to coachella BAD
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4 years ago, vanessa hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic
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i can’t believe there are ten year olds on this earth hearing casual live before me.
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Chappell Roan Now
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🚨| @ChappellRoan ’s official opening setlist for @OliviaRodrigo ’s “Guts World Tour”
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we’re losing recipes the kids don’t know about samantha ronson
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just found out lindsay lohan dated a butch in 2008/2009 this is life changing information
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jonathan groff reading lea michele the backlash from her new york times interview:
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@thenoasletter
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i would love to see this because i think lady bird is the kind of girl who leaves her hometown with no intention of ever coming back, and then four years later not only is she back there but she’s also teaching at her high school
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Greta Gerwig reveals she wants to make 2 more films set in Sacramento and that she would be open to revisit Saoirse Ronan’s character in a sequel to ‘LADY BIRD.’ (Via @Lulamaybelle )
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@thenoasletter
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imagine being the person in charge of explaining gary from veep to beyonce
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@thenoasletter
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said megan’s flow was trash and then rhymed foot with foot three different times…
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Nicki Minaj shares new music on Instagram live tonight: “Bad b*tch she like 6 foot, I call her big foot. The b*tch fell off, I said get up on your good foot”
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obviously i had to look this woman up on tik tok and she claims that her baby doesn’t put things in her mouth. yeah, your kid skipped a developmentally appropriate behavior, i’m sure!
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is this a…wicked fabrication i see?
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TMZ reports that Twitter user ClubChalamet was arrested outside of Timothee Chalamet’s New York City apartment earlier this afternoon. ()
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@thenoasletter
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i love her secret nicotine addiction she’s so funny
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Taylor Swift Updates 🩶
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📹| @taylorswift13 reacting to the ring gifted to her by @keleighteller
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@kennyroysgrammy sydney sweeney could play quinn fabray but dianna agron could not make four movies in a year
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@thenoasletter
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JOAN THEN JOAN NOW JOAN STILL
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Favorite fake musical from a movie/tv show that ISN'T from Smash. GO!
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just putting it out there that i would not do this bit if i had been credibly accused of cannibalism
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A little horrified by armie hammer’s return to insta
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saved him from living with jax taylor
@lohanisgod
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fun fact: amanda bynes fought to get channing tatum casted in ‘she’s the man’, because he “wasn’t famous yet”. she told the director “this guy is a star, every girl will love him!”
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hearing the words “i’m addison shepherd and you must be the woman who’s screwing my husband” and deciding to name your baby after that woman is iconic i can’t tell a lie
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x - emma
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my sister was named after a character that got introduced at the end of season one. she just tried on her prom dress.
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@itsnotjess123 no she literally didn’t wait a minute. she heard coachella was canceled and was like “i can’t do this”
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now i’m down a rabbit hole and she opened her kid’s entire advent calendar? on november 30?
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@thenoasletter
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WHY IS DEUXMOI ANON PLSING THE TITANIC SUBMARINE RESCUE EFFORTS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
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wow you guys REALLY wanna fuck isla fisher.
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@thenoasletter
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interdisciplinary studies is KILLING me like girl he got an attendance medal for a degree
@mackenzi_dugan
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travis kelce holds a degree interdisciplinary studies, is a philanthropist & is successful is MULTIPLE different aspects of his life the “dumb” narrative was funny at first but i fear we’ve lost the plot now
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i’m not proud of it but if 2014 matty healy dedicated that song to me i’d be thinking about it for nine years too
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He dedicated falllingforyou to her in 2014 she was watching him from the balcony
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being a normal fan of things people are terminally annoying about (greta gerwig’s body of work, phoebe bridgers and taylor swift) is actually the bravest thing i’ve ever done
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it’s crazy she’s one of the greatest actors of our generation and she is also a cheugy as hell disney adult who’s obsessed with the jonas brothers
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haley lu richardson in ‘after yang’
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@sonnerly if only she’d done that fifteen years ago
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also, i don’t think celebrities are inherently good people — i tweeted this because it’s exceptionally shocking for someone who allegedly dedicated their life to saving human trafficking victims.
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it’s so funny how these actors say everything short of “i hated this and regret it” and yet marvel fanboys get soooooooo mad when you call it actor jury duty
@Variety
Variety
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Elizabeth Olsen Advises New MCU Actors to Sign on for Only One Project: 'That Way You Have More Control'
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@waystarroyhoe it’s alleged but they paid for his legal funds so not like. totally unbelievable
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in the mood to be a hater so let me just say she is not interesting enough to keep inviting to these events,
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Emma Chamberlain attends the 2024 Vanity Fair #Oscar Party.
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@kelsaywhat never forget when she live-storied him being trapped in the capitol during the insurrection!
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duolingo is teaching me how to have the important conversations
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i think it’s deeply sad millie bobby brown was forced into acting and obviously doesn’t love it and clearly doesn’t know what else to do
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i can’t believe kim kardashian was going to jumpstart her divorced slut phase on pete davidson’s dick and now he has my girl’s a lawyer tattooed on him…god actually does not give his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
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SHE heard from a friend of a friend, that THAT dick was a—
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does commander have seasonal depression?
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saying “december last year” like it wasn’t a week ago lmao
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. @SabrinaAnnLynn is set to appear at tonight’s #GoldenGlobes ’ red carpet accompanied by Saltburn actor Barry Keoghan — they have been dating since December last year according to the Daily Mail UK.
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her family nickname being a passive aggressive jab at the fact she’s not good at the thing everyone else in her family is…her husband never calling her by that nickname…
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the wizard of loneliness 🇵🇸
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she's joining the list of fictional girlies hated by their mums for no reason other than the fact that they're girls after sally reed, shiv roy, dee reynolds (feel free to add more) etc etc so naturally I love her
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sofia coppola’s daughter is a sofia coppola character, expectedly
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this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me
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who’s going to do the acting? the singing?
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Selena Gomez will play Linda Ronstadt in an upcoming biopic.
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if olivia wilde really did break up with jason sudeikis for harry styles who am i to judge
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i do feel like my problem with this is that now i know who dominic sessa is, and i’d rather he be playing bob
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@ladiedbird $100 plastic christmas tree btw
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@SJSchauer on a college campus that is known for a mass shooting.
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i feel like you shouldn’t be posting this on the internet
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succession wouldn’t be nearly as good if jeremy strong knew it was a comedy! thanks for coming to my ted talk
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i can’t believe everyone i know who would care about this is asleep
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florida from florida georgia line is a trumper and georgia is not and they just unfollowed each other on instagram 😬
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@Salteisha1 @nicolebyer you hate banter but you have a podcast?
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huge news for me, someone whose favorite shows in childhood were monk, psych and royal pains
@DEADLINE
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EXCLUSIVE: USA Network is plotting a return to original scripted programming with light, frothy character-based procedurals in the mold of the lineup from the “blue sky” era that included ‘Monk’, ‘Burn Notice’, ‘Psych’, ‘Royal Pains’, ‘White Collar’ and ‘Suits’, Deadline has…
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wow, marnie the dog’s death did a real number on new york.
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love that i knew without further research that this was renee rapp
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guys there’s nothing else i’m crying
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i just saw kellyanne conway’s daughter talking shit about her on tik tok and i just think it’s so beautiful that that woman’s whole family hates her so passionately
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travis barker and kourtney kardashian in their pete davidson and ariana grande era with those lollipops
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MGK, Megan Fox, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian in the house for #UFC260 🙌 ( @espnmma )
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@diandrasdiandra this was how it looked for me and i was like “…his eyes are not that blue” and then i discovered my dog changed the tv settings to “bright”
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@deuxcherie SCREENSHOTS ARE FOREVER!!!
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i’m really obsessed with how in the trailer for the kardashians now streaming on hulu kourtney is mad at kim for using her wedding as a business opportunity as if it wasn’t one big brand deal in the first place
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sorry to bring up months old discourse at this point but this lack of recognition for kotfm is why i despised all the talk about how it was too long and no one would see it.
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dylan o’brien has been acting for over a decade, what do you mean the breakthrough award
@FilmUpdates
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Dylan O’Brien, Normani, Justice Smith, Maddie Ziegler and Jane Schoenbrun will receive the Breakthrough Award at the Variety & The Golden Globe Awards Breakthrough Artists Party during Sundance 2024.
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…why not just cancel the witcher if you’re losing henry cavil???? netflix you have canceled shows for less
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before you call me a liar:
@nieshatrout
Niesha Trout
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The letters will be leaked soon, but I want you all to know that post Danny Masterson's conviction & after they read all of the gruesome sworn-under-oath testimony of 5 of Danny's victims, Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis submitted letters to the judge asking her for leniency on Danny
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@jaboukie they are one of the tourists
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“the father the son the sydney sweeney” is killing me for some reason
@neonrated
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The Father. The Son. The Sydney Sweeney. IMMACULATE opens March 22. Trailer tomorrow.
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midsommar and gone girl are not american psycho and fight club for girls because girls are joking when they say they idolize amy dunne and boys are not joking when they say they idolize tyler durden
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that’s only because richie’s boyfriend literally killed himself
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oh she fought back
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Jodie Turner-Smith attends the 2024 Vanity Fair #Oscar Party.
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do you think gen z doesn’t have access to hbo max? serious question.
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Oh god. Gen Z is gonna discover Sex and the City
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🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@diandrasdiandra SHE looks too old for HIM????
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@danadonly euphoria season 2 sounds intense
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anyway i hope ali wong is about to enter her taika waititi era. i hope she dates pete davidson
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emma stone break that oscar in half and throw it to lily gladstone NOW
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mindy kaling is like very casually dropping hints she had another baby without actually saying it and it’s so funny. mindy i’m not blind i see the baby things in your photos
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sophie turner pulling the best fuck around and find out of all time on joe jonas. he slandered her name, she went to zero bond with his ex. divorce before 30 is actually so chic emrata was right
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good thing he cant read them.
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I hate the travis is dumb jokes
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@w00bliette like where is the shocking tell all?
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kendall: dad give the company to me roman: no give it to me shiv: no give it to me carrie: big is moving to paris
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this woman did not google the name she gave her child once before she wrote it down on his birth certificate
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@CholericAlpaca @uknokye @TMZ 2015 was 7 years ago that’s not fucking new what are you talking about
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feels shady that they immediately cut to a guy who clearly disagrees but this is incredibly brave for someone who doesn’t have much of an established career and i’m so proud of her for it <333
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Reneé Rapp has called for an immediate & permanent ceasefire to the ongoing genocide happening in Palestine whilst on stage at the GLAAD Awards.
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@alibrooke4ever i mean i’m proud of her for getting the fuck up out of there as shit is hitting the fan. i just can’t believe this is the way she chose to do it
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in general can someone hand jeremy allen white a script where he’s happy. for all of our sakes. please.
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Someone hand him a script where he had a nice Christmas
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…do you think jaboukie is ayo’s boyfriend? ANSWER ME QUICKLY
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she was 54 bullying a 26 year old
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She was 54 bullying a 26 year old
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happy trisha paytas pregnancy announcement to all those who celebrate
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FREE MY MAN HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG
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Biden's dog Commander removed from the White House after series of biting incidents, spokeswoman says. Next steps being evaluated
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it’s mindy kaling im convinced
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The fact that she’s filming SLOCG rn. I need to know who she has beef with…
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wendy williams is being interviewed on tmz live and harvey asked her how she’s doing and she said BETTER THAN YOU 😭😭😭
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@alibrooke4ever this is the inverse of that time margaret cho was on nicole byer’s podcast talking about an old guy who ghosted her during the pandemic and quietly came to the realization he was probably dead
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is the rest of the world going to find out jimmy fallon is a coked out monster today?
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@diandrasdiandra reading this tweet as someone who does not keep up with them was an insane experience
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@diandrasdiandra no like they were breadcrumbing it. this was never a win for black love i’m afraid
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the idea of billy porter as the fairy godmother is incredibly fun. the idea of camila cabello as cinderella is significantly less fun.
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when are we going to talk about carmy berzatto hand carbonating a sprite for his pregnant pseudo-sister in law????
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busy trying to get his age taken off google
@WAYSTIAR
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why is her boyfriend not on god's internet telling people they will cough in 7 days
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chanel west coast walked so tana mongeau could run
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dionne warwick’s in new york, pete davidson you know what you have to do
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