Why is buying a mattress still this difficult? How the hell do I even do this without getting scammed?

How much I gotta pay my therapist to come to Christmas dinner so they can see it in action?

There’s always a 100% chance the person in front of me at the Taco Bell drive thru will order for a family of 19 and it’s all off-menu items.

I hate to admit it, but I’ve been off social media almost entirely the last few months and it’s been fucking amazing. Real life goes hard.

50 million people are still listening to Kanye?

Stop talking about Kanye.

My brother in Christ, I KNOW you’re not complaining about a corporation taking a big % profit off the top in exchange for exposure on their storefront.

Oh look, it’s the guy who doesn’t pay artists enough complaining about not getting paid enough.

I feel like we’re all still on here pretending our drunk uncle isn’t in the living room fucking up the furniture.

Sorry, I’m outta here for now. See you in a bit or on the next thing.

Laundry is the single worst chore.

I wish there were microwaves that didn’t beep.

I want you to eat, but not at my table.

Not me in the Ruby Tuesday at the airport squirting and mixing ketchup into my salsa so this family next to me has the story of a lifetime.

I don’t even need to see my Spotify Wrapped.

I don't need PS1 Chrono Cross. I don't need PS1 Chrono Cross.

Stop selling avocado for 3 days. And then only sell ripe avocados from now on.

Am I the only one disgustingly behind on texts, emails, DMs, and comments? 149 unread texts, 46 emails, and 15 new IG DMs. I'm awful at responding.

If the library marketed themselves as “LBRY” - Unlimited physical media rentals: books, movies, music, and classic formats. Just $11.99/mo., it would go off.

Not shattering any records. But as an experiment I’ve only shared this song on Tiktok the last few months. No ads, no music vid, blogs, playlists, emails, etc Just featuring the song in short videos every few days and nearly 20k people have streamed it so far. Tiktok is wild