Gets better every time you see it.

Child 3 says he can’t go to bed because there’s a “problem with the gravity” in his room. That’s a new one.

Is Roddy Woomble of Idlewild the only human ever to be named Mr Woomble? Not come across one since.

"The first rule of being on this client team, is we do not talk about The Beast."

Journos now probably horrified to find they were in fact, part of "the beast", but I'll have to reassure you it was a good thing. The Beast was WAY better than Gorkana.

Back in the good days of PR. We had THE BEST media list of journos. Painstakingly put together from contacts and trawls through bylines. It was called THE BEAST and password protected it so other teams in the agency couldn't use it. Long Live The Beast.

Setting up a random game account for child 3. “What would you like your username to be?”. “Ian.”

These #BHAFC in’s are amazing. But I can’t help worry we’ve gone early in case a mega offer comes in for Joao Pedro and/or Mitoma close to deadline day. Would take a lot, but, big clubs panic.

That was one of the most bad tempered Grand Prix for years and it was brilliant.

When I say "Interesting! I'll have to remember that!" I never have any intention of actually remembering it.

Just made a Jacket Potato so massive it’d scare Brian Harvey.

Something about the tension of a 9 darter that makes it one of the most satisfying highs in TV sport.

Rewatching Game of Thrones. King’s Langley sounds a lot like King’s Landing when you’re waiting at Euston.

Villa at home First win for a while First Pedro Penalty miss Final 3 games in SWC Fine head of hair on the set play coach

Child 3 wants "a detonator" for Christmas. He promises not to make a mess and only "a small fire".

Bored of the keyboard social post trend already. Not gonna let it stop me though. Prepare for a brand shoehorn, any guesses?

Child 3: “Dad, some of the KitKats have melted together, can you eat them?” Yes and is this a dream

Hoover, not Hover. He plays for Stoke I think.

Swansea City missed an opportunity for a Toto themed chant with "Michu All The Way". Someone could have played that Rosanna solo on a Vuvuzela.

First time at Brentford. You can win a hover at half time. Stadium has weird lines like a Lego set. Thomas Frank gives a motivational video talk before kick off. It’s hard to find the way out. Oh, and it was 0-0.