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This isn’t news. It’s the uncut, uncensored India your TV won’t show. Truths leaked with taste, headlines with heat. Welcome to The LassiLeaks.
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Joined July 2025
🚨 Introducing @LassiLeaks 🚨 Your daily dose of EXPOSES, SATIRE & TRUTH BOMBS is here! 📡 Real news. No filters. No corporate leash. 💥 🔔 FOLLOW if you’re tired of sold-out media. 👀 RT if you want the truth to trend! Tagging truth warriors to amplify: @vivekagnihotri
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@shambhav15 Americans vs. Indians: The Great Idol Debate — Two Teams, Same Statues, Different Brand Names.
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BREAKING: Trump introduces $100,000/year H-1B visa fee — Indian coders everywhere check their wallets, calculators, and life insurance. 🇺🇸💸 Meanwhile in India: •Microsoft tells their visa‐holders, “Come back by tomorrow or we’ll charge your email!” 🤓 •Indian tech stocks
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Big pig spotted on CCTV — residents unsure if it’s livestock or just a politician out late. 🐷
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Plot twist: Pakistan & Saudi just signed a “Strategic Mutual Defence Agreement” — meaning if either gets punched, the other will fly in their dragon-jet. Now folks are trying to figure out if this also covers border trolls, neighbour-tiffs, or just missile-smackdowns. 🛡️🤝
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🚨 Weird News: In Russia, a marketing stunt went wild — a young woman reportedly “sold her soul” by signing a blood contract just to snag Labubu dolls + event tickets from a social-media ad. 🩸🧸
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🚨 BREAKING NOW 🚨 JUST IN — Israel’s military has issued an evacuation order for Yemen’s Hodeidah Port, the nation’s second largest hub. ⚠️ Reports suggest a major strike is imminent as tensions spiral in the Red Sea. The port, critical for Yemen’s imports, is now under
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@TRobinsonNewEra The lion is awake. London roars as millions march for free speech and against those selling out our country. 🦁🇬🇧 No more. Patriotism is the future — and the future is ours.
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A beauty riding a beauty. 🏍️✨ Japan just turned the highway into a runway. #HarleyJapan #RideInStyle
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🤫 Secret Net Lore 🧠 Deep beneath the ocean floor lies a rumored vault of the early internet — frozen with lost websites, forgotten memes, and decades-old emails. 🌊📡 They say it was sealed when an undersea cable snapped… but no one dares admit it exists. #DigitalAtlantis
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🌊 Digital Atlantis — The Lost Myths of the Web 🧵 1. The Vault Beneath the Waves 🤫 Beneath the ocean floor lies a sealed chamber — frozen with forgotten memes, dead websites, and the web’s earliest whispers. #DigitalAtlantis
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3. The Meme That Eats Itself 🌀 A looping image so recursive it crashed every forum that hosted it. They say it still hides on an abandoned domain. #DigitalAtlantis
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4. The Lost Instant Messenger 📟 An app said to still ping at 3:17 AM — messages from users long since gone. #GhostSignals
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5. The Cable That Bled Light 🌐 Divers once spoke of a broken undersea cable glowing like jellyfish — leaking raw data into the deep. #DigitalAtlantis
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