J Nicholas
@thejnicholas
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What happens when one embraces a supporting role instead of constantly seeking to be the star of the show?
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Have you ever slept in a tent for more than a couple of nights in a row?
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I don't drink.
I really hate it when people ask me why.
Like... When has that question ever led to a happy conversation?
Just say, "Oh, okay," and move on.
I don't need your or your friend's mom's boyfriend's sob story.
I'm just trying to enjoy my day.
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How do you tell someone "I like your brain," without sounding like a thirsty zombie?
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Would you notice if someone broke into your house and moved all of your furniture an inch to the left?
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if animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
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Would you let your in-laws park their RV in your yard and live in it for 3 weeks?
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@Ripleys
Yeah. Okay. Weird, but I know lots of weird people. My only question... WHOSE SKIN DOES IT SMELL LIKE?
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Your best friend reveals they've been training a flock of pigeons to deliver messages for them.
Are you impressed or concerned?
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The guy next door, the roid raging work-from-home who barks back at my dogs in the middle of the day, installed a floodlight on his fence and aims it at the house across the street in the middle of the night.
How do you deal with your terrible neighbors?
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Your neighbor installs a life-sized statue of you in their front yard, claiming it's a tribute to your friendship. How do you respond?
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United-States-of-American, do you spell it grey or gray?
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"Human beings are religious animals. To deny your religious inclination is to deny your humanity."
What say you, mortal?
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If your inner critic was a cartoon character, who would it be?
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Would you rather have a personal robot that does all your chores but constantly critiques your life choices or a self-driving car that only plays polka music?
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Is it okay to speak while you think - to talk it out?
Or should you form your thoughts fully before you open your mouth?
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Drop a spaceship that's not from "Star Wars" or "Star Trek."
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Can't say Stephen King or JK Rowling, who's the most famous author you follow?
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Tell me you're immortal without telling me your immortal.
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In your experience, are your bad moods generally caused by external, internal, or a mix of forces?
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If you could redesign the human body, what new organs or abilities would you add?
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Should we be teaching children to avoid suffering or a tolerance of suffering?
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What's the weirdest or funniest song you've ever listened to on repeat for cathartic purposes?
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Does it bother you that the majority go-to response regarding religion has been to classify it as merely a tool of control?
Does it surprise you?
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Tell me you're a robot without telling me you're a robot.
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Can you just be happy, or do you have to constantly pursue/chase/hunt it?
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If you could live in a world without any rules or consequences for one week, what would you do?
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So far, cats seem to be winning, but might I point out... They're the rudest *domestic...
Geese, well... They have my vote, but I'm open to being persuaded.
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how would you describe the internet to a medieval knight?
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If you could communicate with aliens, what's the first question you would ask them?
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If you could download your consciousness into a computer, would you do it?
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The Mandela Effect is caused by a single rogue time traveler who keeps accidentally altering minor details of our reality.
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@APoetForThePyre
No. I get it from a marketing perspective, but I'd rather see the movie poster feature the original book cover.
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If you discovered a muscle in your brain that when flexed, you could stop time for everyone else for up to 45 seconds, what would you do?
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What would you do if you could rewind time to fix any mistake, but each rewind shortens your lifespan?
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Have you ever broken a law even though you knew it was illegal?
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In a world where hats grant special abilities related to their style, what powers does wearing a fedora bestow?
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if you could store one type of weather in a bottle, what would you choose?
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A new planet has been discovered, and it's made entirely of ingredients found in your kitchen. What's the dominant life form living there?
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You find a journal where anything you write becomes true in an alternate dimension. What's your first entry?
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if i have a loaf of bread and you have none...
if I give you my loaf, do I now have 0 loaves or -1 loaf?
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are you a "This smells so bad, here smell this!" kind of person?
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Yes. I expect deep philosophical thoughts in 240 characters.
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Favorite Bruce Willis movie not named Die Hard?
Fifth Element
Favorite Bruce Willis movie not named Die Hard?
Mine: Pulp Fiction
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if we are free to pursue happiness, are we free to pursue unhappiness?
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If this ends up being the generation that unlocks immortality, how long do you think before we convince ourselves that death is a myth and create simulations to experience myriad ways to die?
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@JakobRaahauge
@Ripleys
I'm assuming Dove. You want it to stay moisturized after all.
Just remember to put the lotion back in the basket when you're done.
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I'm asking because I want to:
Would you give me a one-word writing prompt?
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Would you rather have
The ability to teleport anywhere but always arrive naked
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The ability to read minds but only when people are thinking about you?
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Your life has a background score that only you can hear. What genre is playing right now?
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I misread a post. I pestered the poster with all kinds of questions,.and he was gracious enough to answer every single one. Once he realized my error, he asked me a question that pointed me in exactly the right direction for me to correct myself, realizing that I actually agreed
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I wish there were an easier way to affect an accent in written language.
Author, what's your secret?
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Can I come crash at your place when the world goes to hell?
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Do we call each other followers because we're trying to start our own cults of personality?
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