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in the corner nibbling on a block of nonsensical chatter
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Joined November 2011
wait guys remember when the devil wears prada 2 trailer dropped
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The heartbreaking story of a woman who can no longer afford lamps in her office
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bringing this back
“𝘠𝘰𝘶 left. Remember? In Paris, 20 years ago. So don’t show up here now and pretend to know me, or know what I need, Andrea. You were only my assistant.”
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this is exactly how i expect it to go down
when miranda finally snaps at andy for leaving her and andy’s like oh so you do remember me
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“Now they were as strangers; nay, worse than strangers, for they could never become acquainted. It was a perpetual estrangement.” -Jane Austen, Persuasion
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if you whisper “i see a great deal of myself in you” to one of the movie theater employees they will give you special 3d glasses so you can see the truth, but you didn’t hear that from me
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mirandy is happening but only those who are pure of heart will have the eyes to see it
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imagine miranda practicing for this moment, when andy showed up, like more biting, sharp remarks... then the moment finally happened only for her to panic and said "I'm sorry, who is this?" 😭
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i love mirandy so much i kind of feel like crawling out of my skin what kind of condition is this dont answer that
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what if miranda acts like she doesn’t know andy and then andy finds a whole drawer of andy’s articles 😭
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this just ruined my life what the fuck what the fuck oh my god are you people seeing this
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i’m projecting too much fic onto this movie but the potential is so much fun
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when miranda finally snaps at andy for leaving her and andy’s like oh so you do remember me
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