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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Nope. Sorry. Not kirktudinal enough. You can't engender an ideological matrix, nor should you. You leave many questions like "What will a number of shrimp consider?" and "Why aren't there rollercoasters for dinosaurs?" It's a cultural ideology and that's our collective burden.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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You need to be looking homeless. Like a deranged sick psychopath. Absolutely terrible, just terrible.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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They're having a Fright Night on the Clavicular JohnTron right now.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Hello sar the Somali missile aircraft it is in space now sar please surrendaar thank you.
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@Daamianski
Damian
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@ettingermentum
ettingermentum
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AI slop implies the existence of an AI gem
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Very Jewish, very plan, very scheme yes...
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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You can actually just eat a rabbit
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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What ever happened to "Let no disaster go to waste" ayyyyye?
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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You Are Powering The All Powerful Thing Behind All Things
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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We are now hurdling so fast to 2027 where there will be rockets, Mars, airplane.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Make war! Make war! Make war! Woooo!
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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THIS IS SOMALI TOWN NOW AND WE HAVE UHH PROSTITUTIONS, SIR.
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@Neuschwabia
Neuschwabia
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Imagine telling someone to not open a specific curtain and expecting that to stop them from opening said curtain
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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CONGRATULATE ON LEFTISM! CONGRATULATIONS ON LEFTIST WIN! YAY! lmao!
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@theralkia
Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️
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Satan is the state of consciousness a collective enters when they disconnect from the feminine element and become possessed by the unhealthy, extreme masculine The West is satanic
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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Meditation is just gooning to the concept of the soul.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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L I S T E N I N G T O E D S H E E R A N B E L I K E
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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You can just say the word "connotations" and people will believe you.
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@thehousefails
xkcdhatguy
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I'm gonna murder this fucking algorithm
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