THIS is why I'm not active on Twitter. I'm focused on different metrics, likes and followers don't interest me. End of flex.

Your emails suck more than Mia Khalifa. Let me guess. > You draft an email.> You proof-read it 1000 times.> You tweak every word.> You hit send. Then. Dog shit sales. But it doesn't mean your email was bad. It just means your editing process is ass. Here's my advice:. >.

Can someone explain why I'm 10x more productive working in a noisy cafe than in a quiet room at my home office?. Do I have undiagnosed ADHD?.

Crazy to think that big email agencies hire whole-ass teams to design emails that look as pretty as possible. While me, a random Australian with a coffee addiction, is clutching with plain text direct-response style emails. Honestly believe graphic emails are nothing but hype.

Fumbling a $5k/month client has to be a canon event in every copywriter's journey. That shit hurts more than a breakup.

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Honestly think playing Skyrim so much as a kid is why I'm so autistically driven in business. Like bro, I'm the fckn Dragonborn. I will steal all of your clients and eat all your skooma.

Copywriters love this shit👇.

I just bought a MacBook.

Worst butterfly effect of AI?. I can't use "—" anymore without being accused of being a promptstitute.

Ecom founders: *happily spends $10,000/month on meta ads*. Also them: *faints at the thought of sending an email to their customer list*.

I imagine Gary Halbert's spirit pointing at me & calling me gay any time I use ChatGPT for anything copy related.

Why'd you open the comments bro?

Pedo Pascal groped me last night. Here are 7 email marketing lessons it taught me (with pics) . 🧵.

RT @thehookdaddy: @moeedwya Can't spell AIDS without A.I.

Using AI for copywriting is like hiring a hooker for sex. They'll do it quick. They'll do it cheap. And they'll do it fast. But rarely is it ever better than genuine human written copy. Yeah AI can help you manage multiple projects and complete them faster. But ONLY if.

Roses are red, copywriters are sour. Don't work with clients who want to pay you by the hour.

Bro wants a 7-figure bank account. But refuses to get a job?!. (I'm bro).

Read my daily emails: .

The hardest part about "making it" as a copywriter isn't:. - outreach.- copy practice.- taking sales calls. It's battling your own mind. The constant self doubt, imposter syndrome, and self sabotage is exhausting to deal with. And the worst part is. It never goes away. Even.

RT @thehookdaddy: I barely practice writing copy. Yet I've sold over $500k with plain text emails. That's because being a good copywriter….