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@thegrimjay
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@litteralyme0 The path to hell feels like Heaven. The path to Heaven feels like hell.
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This nigga gonna kill himself when they break up. Calling it now. All that immortality crap once again foiled by Eve.
It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory
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Yeah… I’m definitely watching this again.
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Walter White meets Gustavo Fring
Which villain had the best introduction scene in cinema history?
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Tommy DeVito https://t.co/KfVCHOnTEN
Name a side character in Scorsese’s films who stole the screen
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I respect him because he don’t gaf & shows how goofy these rappers are… ain’t nobody pressed by sub-humans lmao
6ix9ine imitates Lil Baby and CLOWNS him for being SLOW on Steiny’s podcast 💀🤣👀
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Joe Rogan: There’s a lot of c*cked out men out there. They eventually stop being men. People stop respecting you because they know you’re a b*tch. Most men live lives of quiet desperation. https://t.co/YjiJO5Dt7Q
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Suicidal
It turns out importing tens of millions of foreigners and using our schools to teach their children that the American people are oppressors was a really bad idea.
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Take a look at a man who’s never had much access to women. Very naive to how they move. His first relationship, and she cheated on him from the get go I’m reading… and he takes her back? He believes her intentions are good when she does shit like this… lmao. All you can do is
Lacy's girlfriend Darla surprised him with a wholesome gift where he can open a hand written note by her if hes ever having a bad day ❤️
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@bryan_johnson She definitely fucked someone lmao you’re an idiot.
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You know Breaking Bad is the🐐 when it didn't just beat Planet Earth once but TWICE.
🎬 Top 20 Greatest TV Shows Ever 1. 🇺🇸 Breaking Bad 2. 🇬🇧 Planet Earth II 3. 🇬🇧 Planet Earth 4. 🇺🇸 Band of Brothers 5. 🇬🇧 Chernobyl 6. 🇺🇸 The Wire 7. 🇺🇸 Avatar: The Last Airbender 8. 🇬🇧 Blue Planet II 9. 🇺🇸 The Sopranos 10. 🇺🇸 Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey 11. 🇺🇸 Cosmos 12. 🇬🇧 Our
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People that walk slow should be forced to take a class to improve their biological weakness
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