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this terrible realization
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haven’t seen as much talk about palestine lately so here’s your reminder that the bombings havent stopped and for the past 3 days there have been heavy bombings on rafah, one of the only safe places for displaced palestinians in gaza to take shelter. rafah is home to 1.7 MILLION.
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tubbo talking about his support for shelby and wilbur’s terrible apology (pt 1)
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I JUST TOLD MY THERAPIST THAT I USED TO BE HYPERFIXATED ON THE DSMP AND SHE UPPED MY APPOINTMENTS TO TWICE A WEEK???????
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seeing phil wilbur and tommys messages with techno in the weeks before he passed genuinely destroyed me
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quackity talking about wilbur and his removal from the qsmp
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had to call my dad because tonight was getting really hard and i told how much i looked up to techno and he said “you can still look up to him you just have to strain your neck a little” and that made me smile, so hopefully it does for you too :,)
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since so many grown men cc’s don’t have 3 brain cells to know what consent is, here’s a chart!
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IM SO EMBARRASSED MY DAD WAS TELLING ME HOW HE STARTED TESTOSTERONE SHOTS AND I WENT “YOURE TRANS???!?!??” AND HE JUST SAT THERE SILENTLY.
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NAH BC WHY IS WILBUR THE ONLY MEMBER OF SBI WITHOUT A PARTNER HES THE MF WHO WRITES LOVE SONGS😭😭😭
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WILBUR WAS ACTUALLY AT THE BUCKINGHAM PALLACE THE DAY THE QUEEN PASSED IM IN TEARS
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i asked my mom to name a few of the dsmp members, here were her answers
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SADIST TECHNO ANIMATIC, PHIL STREAM, TOMMY AND WILBUR UPLOAD. 4/4 BABY WE NEVER LOSE
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I CANT BREATHEEE lesbians were literally in the trenches in 2021 going like “no guys he said he’s sorry it’s okay”
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IM GOING TO THROW UP I JUST LEFT A JOB INTERVIEW AND THEY ASKED ME HOW OLD MY SON WAS AND I WAS LIKE ?? WHAT SON? AND THEY SAID “oh we saw your twitter account and you said you were a single father!”……THEY SAW THIS ACCOUNT WHEN I WAS TALKIGN ABOUT TOMMYINNIT BEING MY SON
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everytime i remember this picture exists i lose my mind Like why is he in suspenders why does he look like a 3 year old at daycare
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the cheering after this explosion is sickening. do not stop talking about palestine, do not “calm down” about the genocide happening in gaza, do not forget about the innocent adults and children being martyred as you read this. it has been almost 100 days.
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“they’re not kids anymore, i cant control them, they’re on their own, and i’ll just be there to pick up the pieces” PHILLLL☹️☹️☹️
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THIS IMAGE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY IM SO SERIOUS. STOP COMPARING HIM TO C!TOMMY
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JUST FOUND THIS CLIP OF TECHNO SAYING YIPEE AND IM GOING TO COMBUST OH MY GOD!!!!! HE SAID THE THING HE SAID YIPEEEEE
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IM IN CLASS AND SOMEONE IN MY GROUP SAID THEIR COW WAS NAMED WILBUR AND I LOOKED UP BECAUSE THE NAME WILBUR AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND THEY PAUSED AND WENT you know, like from charlottes web… WHAT DO THEY KNOW OH MY GOD. I AM MORTIFIED
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i think technos passing was so easy to accept (at least for me) because it doesn’t feel like he’s gone. he’s really not, he never will be, this fandom is the last i expect to ever forget techno and his legacy. he’s not gone because i know damn well we wont let him be forgotten
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tommy said (paraphrased) that his opinions on the submarine incident is that his great great great grandparents were on the titanic and they went down with the ship so the submarine people were billionaires going to visit his families grave. he said that speaks for itself
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tommyinnit is the only rich person i support and it’s because he doesn’t act rich. if you met him on the streets not knowing who he was, you’d think he was a homeless 14 year old boy asking for scraps
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growing up with the dsmp is crazy when you realise the main storyline is ending soon and you’ve grown up alongside it
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tommys ab to log onto the smp and join vc under a bridge on his nintendo switch for this emergency damage control😭😭
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everytime a thunderstorm happens it’s techno body slamming god again VIVA LA TECHNOBLADE
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RANBOO PANICKING TO DENY SCOTT CALLING HIM HOMOPHOBIC I AM IN TEARS THIS CANT BE REAL
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thinking about that time techno said tommy was like his little brother who just came home from college expelled and all the times tommy freaked out because techno joined a game he was in and tommy hiding under technos base and and and. bedrockbros will always be famous
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i have literally never met a cishet male dsmp fan i am thoroughly convinced they don’t exist
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“can i call you wilby?”
“please don’t that’s reserved for a very special man”
IMGOING TO EXPLODE CRIMEBAKUDUSHCHHF
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“maybe we just really miss techno” Well now i’m on the floor!
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“___ deserved that award btw” this is a twitch award stream where they passed out cheerios and colouring books Lets think about what we say now
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wait. Wait stop if tommy moves to america there won’t be any more him running to wilburs office or vlogs with wilbur or irl crimeboys or
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i think the one thing that brings me peace about the dsmp is that c!techno was finished. he was one stream away from being over, moving away and having a safe and happy life, and that means c!techno canonically is still alive and safe, which i think is very very nice
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hope whoever unironically made this playlist is having a great day
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whoever made up that head canon that c!tommys limbo was just c!mumza having her hands over his eyes so that he wouldn’t see how beautiful the afterlife really is and instead would keep on living honestly deserves a raise
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i giggle at this message every time i see it, it’s so silly
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the dsmp is canonically set in the past? so much stuff makes sense now this is such a cool story
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wilbur said he wasn’t supposed to see the black and white walls around tommys house yet… c!crimeboys lore is confirmed, c!wilbur finding out what c!dream did to c!tommy is confirmed. ohhhh.
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sorry this will forever be the funniest thing i’ve ever made im laughing so hard still
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i’ve seen lots of people upset with themselves for not noticing how weird wilbur’s been this whole time, but when someone is a manipulator, you don’t realize how horrible they are until you see it from an outside perspective. most of us just got used to him being weird.
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STOP GIVING TOMMYS GF AND RANBOO A DUO NAME ITS BEEN 15 MINUTES
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did you just call me wilby? did you just fucking call me wilby? you just called me fucking wilby! are you embarrassed cause you called me wilby? awwwww tommyyyyy ^__^
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AMERICANS TAKE COVER
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"technoblade technoblade technoblade" i chant into the mirror. and there he appears behind me. wilbur soot.
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please stop prioritizing your favourite mcyts meeting up over a literal natural disaster that has and will continue to ruin hundreds of lives in florida over the next few days!!!
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some of you have to realise that tommy and tubbo were 16 at the time of the dsmp starting. that’s a CHILD, and the pressure some ppl were putting on them after exile to even now was unbearable. those are REAL PEOPLE you’re talking about, and they have lives outside of roleplay
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tommy calling phil dad oh my god i see the light getting closer…
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tommy and tubbo have been so open about hating the dt lately and im kicking my feet and giggling but like WHAT SHIFTED. what happened one night last week did they just get really high……
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i’m genuinely so excited for new lovejoy fans to find out the lead singer wrote fanfiction on ao3 for his minecraft character and read it out on stream
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next lovejoy gig can everyone in unison agree to just sit down cross cross apple sauce when they come on stage. like just sit down no words watch the first song like a class of kindergarteners and then get up for the rest like nothing happened, give them no explanation either
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THEY GAVE LEGO CRIMEBOYS A HURT/COMFORT STORYLINE IM LOSING. MY MIND. LEGO TOMMY I WILL PROTECT YOU
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so. tommy was blinking in morse code. is wilbur involving tommy in the arg because i might cry with how happy that would make me
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guys we should call wilbur and charlie beeduo because they both were bees in the morph mod!! ^-^
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bro tommy really IS the token cishet friend isn’t he😭😭 LIKE LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE IS CIS AND/OR HET
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stop getting mad at people cheering that the queen is gone You do realise how terrible of a person she is right..???
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TOMMY DOESNT FIND IT ANNOYING WHEN WILBUR TELLS HIM RANDOM FACTS BUT HE DOES WHEN ANYONE ELSE TELLS HIM. THIS IS SOOOOOOO THEYRE SO BROTHERS
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WHAT DO YOU MEAANNNNN RANBOO IS THE FACE OF CHEEZITS NOW. RANBOO AS IN TWITCH STREAMER RANBOO??? WERE TALKING AB THE SAME GUY?
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TOMMY WAS SAD AND THEN HE MET WILBUR AND HE WASNT SAD ANYMORE?!;?;???? IM ON THE FLOOR
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WHAT DID WILBUR SAY ABOUT AROMANTICS MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS
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can we all just pretend that tommy’s name isn’t tommy. Like how bootwt calls ranboo mark can we call tommy Bartholomew or something
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tommy said tom simons out and then just Actually fell asleep😭😭 AYO WAKE UP YOURE ON A STREAM. AYO.. WAKE UP TOMMY
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IM CRYING MY MOM TRIED MAKING MY BIRTHDAY CAKE TOMMYINNIT THEMED 😭😭😭
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pov: tommys about to end stream, jack manifold has started yelling at nothing, freddie is crying, james jumped out the window, tubbo. out of nowhere, dream comes out of the walls. it’s his face reveal. he is uncle nasty.
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MY SON…. was i just been blessed
a raccooninnit plushie just showed up in my mailbox but i never bought one??????
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WILBUR INTERROGATING TOMMYS NEW GIRLFRIEND THE FIRST TIME HE MET HER IS SUCH A BIG BROTHER MOVE OH MY GOD.
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