I prefer my comedy so dark that it is not there.

This month only: I have fangs

My 5 year plan is as such: Kill Tony, then win Tony

Al Pacino hasn’t had a dog day afternoon in years

Yes!

Tony Montana is a story about the man who discovered Montana. It’s directed from Brian Del Palma

Never meet your heroes, unless they owe you money.

Tokyo!! Tonite! Let’s get crazy at Hako Gallery with my friends Jeff Fuccillo & Akio Jeimus! It’s gonna get Crunky!! #hakogallery #tokyo #jeffuccillo #akiojeimus #ayalseniorandfriendsjapan #psych #seen #peace #japan #from5pmto5am #summertour #unionpole #medusaeditions

The Fugitive is a masterclass in how to clear your name.

Denny Devito spent years as a Kentucky Derby jockey before being discovered in Taxi at age 51.

If I’m not watching Sopranos, I’m listening to Bob Dylan 🚬😚

#oldschoolcool

Things went downhill for Sylvester after signing the Tweety Of Versailles

David Lynch - A huge and sad loss. A remarkably unique and very talented filmmaker. It was such a truly great pleasure to work with him. If his name was in the credits, you knew the film was really worth seeing. I will miss him.

Ayal Senior & Friends 2025 residency at the legendary @Tranzac Sunday January 12, 2:30-4:30pm w/ @KurtNewman8 , @theflans , Michelle Breslin & David Sait! Happy New Year all! Let’s make it a great one! Hope to see you there! #tranzac #ayalseniorandfriends #kurtnewman

Me to Bob Barker after I saw Happy Gilmore:

“Make people so fearful of the world they compulsively spend and gamble.” When there is too much manufactured (and real) fear and paranoia, violence will inevitably escalate and overflow. A human mind has its limits, and we are past that now.

Fresh for you - new solo ep of @nickflanweakly. Class Of 1984, Times Square & Out Of The Blue are all discussed! https://t.co/BkWb0qWGoy

Judge Reinhold’s middle name is Jury & Executioner.

WATCH: The $2.2B luxury spa in downtown Toronto will cost every household in Ontario $400. Retweet so more families know how much Doug Ford is costing them this holiday season.

hey gang! this Sunday, 2:30-4:30pm, ‘Peace-Out 2024’ w/ @KurtNewman8 , @theflans ,Sympathetic String Band, way bad stone & mystery guests! all happening at the legendary @Tranzac ! hope to see you there! #ayalseniorandfriends #tranzac #peaceout