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sup bitches it's the one and only (redeemed adam AU)(no art used as a reaction is owned by me)
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Joined October 2025
(repost) //tag me if you ever want to rp i don't mind "Yo whats up you know who i am." -writer is 18 -Adam -N/SFW -Fist man and the original dick -dms are open -love ribs -fuck lucifer -abel's a pussy
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https://t.co/REzjERZ2hE goodnight everyone, don't feel the greatest rn so ima just hit the sack and hope it's better tmr
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..A Whiskey Kind Of Night [Other version is based off an AU where Lucifer WAS able to hit him and now he must live with that scar for all eternity. ]
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https://t.co/REzjERZ2hE at least now we can both make everyone suffer from our bullshit
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"Yea dick, we had plans to go get ice cream or wtv tf it was your daughter was having us do. Some shit about "bonding"." "Also you look retarded, get out the pile of ducks." +he makes a sarcastic eugh face+
*she still had the head poked out. Not even a hat this time just her long blond hair fell out* Fuck you to asswipe....I'm cozy wait...what? Plans??? *Now her eyes and top of her head was visible....she forgot *
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+he walks in and sees the state that luci is in+ "Why the hell are you like this? But more so than that did you forget what we had planned today?" +he leans on one leg and give her a very sassy look+
*she definitely wasn't sleeping in a pile of ducks.* ...sure? *her head was the only thing visible from the pile.
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"Now THAT'S good Television!" Name: Vox Overlord of the News and Entertainment industry Owner, Founder, and CEO of VoxTek Enterprises De Facto Leader and public face of The Vees (works with Valentino and Velvette) Hates Alastor More information to be in the coming threads
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"The fuck you mean "Yes", you literally could've used your powers for anything and you used it to tell me you had a nose, yk what fuck it i'm not even surprised anymore, you want beer or something?"
" Yes . "
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"Yea well your a dick, anyhow why did you show up just to tell me you have a nose now?"
" I prefer appearing and jumpscaring people . It's funnier . "
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"No you didn't👀."
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ᅠ ( #MVRP )
𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 , “ 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆 ; 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 , 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕. ”
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"oooookkkkk? But why did you use these "powers" just to tell me you got a nose? You do realize we have phones, and your a tv so you could've just, i don't know, called???"
" I have powers . "
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"....... How the hell did you get in my room????"
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🍎🐍// It's crazy I wanna interact with like a lot of yous...but I scared. Some of you guys and gals are scary and I'm bad at like starting things. so I am so sorry if we follow each other and I don't interact with you...it's cause I be scared. Sawwee
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"Na, probably gonna eat these by myself curled up in a corner cause why not, what about you, i bet you got someone don't ya."
"Oh? Guessing you have a special someone for Valentines day hm?"
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"Um well i'd like to make the chocolates in a heart shape, and for the cake it'll be a flower cake but i'll tell you more about the flowers when we decorate."
"Okay and alright, anything else you want to add on or..?"
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"Well i would like to make some caramel chocolates and a special cake with that."
"All of the above! Why you ask?"
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And since I'm bored , if you won't care about sharing your smiles then like 💙this post so I can draw and write whatever I want on your dumb profiles .
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"Do you know how to make chocolate or just pastries?"
"What should I make for Valentines Day..?"
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"Dogs."
"Goats."
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𝒂gain 𝑦ou're 𝑙iving 𝑓or 𝑡he 𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝑓or 𝑡hat 𝑹𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝑩𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝑏ut 𝑦ou 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝑤hat 𝑦ou 𝓬𝘢𝘯 𝓰𝘦𝘵 𝔂𝘰𝘶 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝑦our 𝓯𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝑓a𝘭𝘭 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝑎 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝑓𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝓽astes 𝓵ike 𝗦𝗰𝗼𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝓪𝘯𝘥 𝗰𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝑎nd 𝑦ou 𝑐an't ℎ𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝙛alling
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