"Me vs me, I think I need a referee" #me/this/week

“@TedOfficialPage: Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

This relates perfectly to so many relationships these days http://t.co/zpHfUOJ7DJ

Wanna be 'happy' on twitter? Tweet only for yourself. If people like it, great. If not, who fucking cares.

Bow Chicka Wow Wow!!! #hashtag #2cigarettes #aintlifegrand

"I heard your girlfriend tell you that you could do better......well..huh..I'm the best ever!" #cockiness

Eric Church - A Man Who Was Gonna Die Young http://t.co/KVgtK9Klv4

Bow Chicka Wow Wow #cigarettes

The best part about me is I am not you!!!! I am me!!!!

I guess you forgot I hung the moon!!!!

"If it weren't for blow jobs you would be unemployed" #Chucklechuckle

"If I didn't have the keys to success, I woulda' pick tha' lock" #selfmade #WillieJdoitbetta

“@TedOfficialPage: What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta...Fuck you guys this is funny to me”