Dylan Moran
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Dylan's Reddit "Ask Me Anything" has just started. Head over now to and start asking your questions!
-Team DM
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Guess who’s in Toronto tonight? Still a few tickets left. Get them at: - Team DM
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Good people of Europe. Dylan is coming to you Feb, March & April 2019.
The places and the tickets:
Team DM
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When you live in Ottawa, Edmonton or Calgary and realize Dylan's
#GrumblingMustard
tour is coming to town this week.
Get tickets and full tour date info at
-Team DM
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Just Announced! Dylan Moran US tour starting Sep. 19th!
PRE-SALE starts today at 10 AM local. All dates and tickets:
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What’s hiding back there in the blur? Find out tomorrow at 8 AM ET -Team DM
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Dylan's brand-new Grumbling Mustard Tour is happening now in the US. Are you coming? Tickets & Dates: -Team DM
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Big announcement coming this Monday, July 18 @ 10 AM EDT. Can you guess? Check back here to find out... - Team DM
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Dylan has announced a brand new tour, Dr. Cosmos, which will take in 41 venues around the UK!
Ticketmaster Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am
Most venues on general sale from 10am Thurs 15th March.
All tickets will be available here:
- Team DM
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This Friday, Mar 2 at 1 PM PT Dylan will be answering all of your questions as he hosts an "Ask Me Anything" on . Set your egg timers or ask Siri to remind you. That's only 2 days from now!
- Team DM
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Just a taste of the polite observations Dylan will be sharing all across Canada on the Grumbling Mustard Tour June 5 - 21. Tickets on sale now at
- Team DM
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Toronto, Dylan comes in 1 week to the Danforth Music Hall. Don’t miss out on you chance to see him this year. Tickets: - Team DM
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Toronto, excited for Dylan next week? Don’t miss him at the Danforth Music Hall, April 29th Tickets: - Team DM
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Canadian tour dates start tomorrow! Catch Dylan's
#GrumblingMustard
Tour this week in Halifax on 6/5, Moncton on 6/6, Fredericton on 6/7 and two nights in Toronto on 6/9 & 6/10!
Full tour dates at
- Team DM
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The "Grumbling Mustard" U.S. Tour finished last night to a Sold-Out Seattle crowd! Thanks to everyone who made the US tour a success.
Canada, looking forward to seeing you this June! Grumbling Mustard 2018 Tickets:
-Team DM
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...and we're now LIVE on Reddit! Head over to and start asking Dylan your questions now!
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Dylan is live on
@Reddit
right now backstage at
@ConanOBrien
answering your questions.
#AMA
- Team DM (link in next tweet)
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In the spirit of
#WomensMonth
, Dylan takes a stand against being objectified.
The "Grumbling Mustard" Tour is on tonight in Los Angeles, with a NEW SHOW ADDED this Sat, Mar 24 at the Largo at the Coronet. Tickets:
- Team DM
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Toronto, Dylan is on a brand new tour, DR. COSMOS. Coming to the Danforth Music Hall, April 29th. Pre-sale tickets are available now at: Pre-sale Code: CAKE - Team DM
Pre-sale - March 19th at 10am
On-sale - March 22 at 10am
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Tickets for Dylan Moran's U.S. Grumbling Mustard Tour are officially ON SALE NOW: Don't wait to get tickets to this unforgettable live show!
-Team DM
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Excited to announce Dylan will be taking his brand new show; Dr. Cosmos to Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2018! Get your tickets here:
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Dylan's "Grumbling Mustard" U.S. Tour kicked off yesterday in Denver. Is your city next? Tickets are still avalible for L.A., Seattle, Portland, San Jose and more here: - Team DM
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Dylan Moran's Official Instagram profile has just launched. Step inside the mind of Dylan Moran by following him as he shares pieces of his original and unfiltered creative works. Follow today and join the conversation here:
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Original Dylan art. Share yours w/
#OffTheHookTour
& the show you're attending for a chance to win a M&G & signed book set. - Team DM
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An Inquisitive Dylan picks the brains of local stagehands about Madison, WI before taking the stage tonight on his
#DylanMoranTour
-Team DM
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JUST ANNOUNCED! Dylan Moran's Grumbling Mustard Tour returns to the U.S. for another run of unforgettable live shows. Ticket Pre-Sale is ON NOW - Use Code: "CAKE" here: - Team DM
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Dylan tells Conan his one simple trick on how to lose 485 pounds and extend each day to last 385,000 hours. …
Dylan's Grumbling Mustard Tour is in Los Angeles every night this week. Tickets still available:
-Team DM
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Original artwork by Dylan Moran. Some exciting news coming your way tomorrow... -Team DM
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It's the last two Canadian tour dates this week! Catch Dylan's final shows in Nanaimo tonight and Vancouver on Thursday June 21! Tickets and more info at
-Team DM
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Toronto, less than one week until Dylan joins you at the Danforth Music Hall. If you haven’t got your tickets yet, pick them up at: - Team DM
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"Let's just say that Moran has written his own Erotic Fiction Blockbuster"
http://t.co/EqtbKhycbq
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Dylan comments on the Canadian way of life: "I like the value that people make the time for each other in conversation and the idea that it’s worthwhile to stop and chat in a meaningful way.”
Read More:
Get Tickets NOW:
-Team DM
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JUST ADDED! TORONTO, ON June 10th!
Just Announced! Another show has been added to the Grumbling Mustard Tour in Toronto on Sunday, June 10th.
Tickets are already on sale, get yours here:
- Team DM
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Dylan explains the difference between the U.S. and the U.K. audiences & helps Conan to understand his Irish heritage.
Catch Dylan this week in L.A., Seattle, or Portland on his U.S. Tour. Tickets still available:
- Team DM
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Happy New Year to you all - please refrain from using the word "party" as a verb this evening. Thank you. - Team DM
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Tune in to CONAN Now (11 PM) on TBS to catch what is sure to be some more classic interaction.
-Team DM
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Shout out to Emily Anderson for this amazing piece of fan art! "Bernard Black's Birthday"
http://t.co/VzQhRb0pPS
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Dylan's Grumbling Mustard Tour will make two appearances at Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival on July 26 and July 28 @ 7 PM. Pre-Sale starts NOW at Use Code: JFLMT -Team DM
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Original artwork By Dylan Moran.
Dylan performs tonight in
#Minneapolis
on his US Tour. Dates & Tickets: -Team DM
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Dylan's tour is coming to US & Canada! Ticket Pre-Sale tomorrow @ 10AM EDT Shows: -Team DM
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Original artwork By Dylan Moran.
Dylan performs live tonight in
#WashingtonDC
@TheLincolnDC
. All Dates & Tickets:
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Dylan reveals the origin of "Grumbling Mustard" in this interview with Milwaukee's 'The Shepherd Express.'
-Team DM
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The luck of the Irish continues this week in L.A. with live performances from Dylan every night at the
@LargoLosAngeles
L.A. "Grumbling Mustard" Tickets available here:
*Trousers and Jackets not accepted as currency for tickets.
-Team DM
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Original artwork By Dylan Moran.
Dylan performs tonight in
#Madison
on his US Tour. Dates & Tickets: -Team DM
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Another great interview with Dylan as he continues his US Tour.
Tickets: Article: -TeamDM
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JUST ANNOUNCED! Dylan Moran's Grumbling Mustard Tour will be coming to Canada this summer!
Pre-Sale Tickets are on Sale at 10 AM* in your local market. Halifax @ 12 Noon)
Get Tickets now - Use the Password "CAKE":
-Team DM
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Toronto, don't miss your chance to see Dylan April 29th at the Danforth Music Hall. - Team DM ( Tickets at: )
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Dylan's interview with Interview Magazine - Team DM
"Suffering seems an interesting thing for comedy, but not the suffering of a particular individual"—
@thedylanmoran
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It's quite warm out this summer, perhaps you need a wine lolly? - Team DM
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Ticket Pre-Sale is ON for most all
#DylanMoranTour
shows in US & Canada. Use code "CAKE" & Get Tickets NOW! -Team DM
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Dylan is live on
@Reddit
right now backstage at
@ConanOBrien
answering your questions.
#AMA
- Team DM
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Dylan is going live on Reddit at 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET today to answer anything you'd like to ask him.
-Team DM
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You can see Dylan in
@CalvaryFilm
starting April 11. This is how he looks in the film:
http://t.co/Hsox9btnvc
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We hope that everyone is recovering from St. Paddy's Day with the help of some fizzy-good make feel nice. - Team DM
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Remember this? Dylan is back w/ brand-new material on his US Tour on now! Tickets: -Team DM
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Halifax! Did you know Dylan Moran is performing at the
@DalArtsCentre
this Tuesday June 5?! Get tickets at
-Team DM
@Dalnews
@DalGazette
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.
@margaretcho
&
#JimShort
had Dylan on their podcast, & it was recorded on the road to Dallas! Here’s a pic. -Team DM
http://t.co/i7obvU7L6H
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Team DM is currently talking about how you’d all respond if this actually were Dylan tweeting right now and signing everything “- Team DM”
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Join Dylan today at 1:00 PM PT for an "Ask Me Anything" on . Get those questions ready...
- Team DM
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Standing Room Only Tickets just released for sold out NYC shows. Available for sale each day 2 hours before show time
@Theatre80
Box Office
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Dylan will be doing a
#Reddit
#AMA
this Thur, 29 Sept @ 3 PM PT / 6 PM ET from backstage at
@ConanOBrien
- Team DM
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Dylan's Off The Hook Tour is ON SALE! Visit here for all Shows and tickets:
-Team DM
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See you today from backstage at
@ConanOBrien
for Dylan's
@reddit
#AMA
. 3 PM PT / 6 PM ET / 11 PM BST - Team DM
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Canada! Tickets are officially on sale today at 10 AM local time for Dylan's "Grumbling Mustard" Tour.
All Dates and Tickets:
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PORTLAND, OREGON! Tonight is your one and only chance to catch Dylan perform on his Grumbling Mustard Tour. (Seattle is sold out!)
Get tickets for tonight's show: …
- Team DM
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Here’s another still from
@CalvaryFilm
(in theaters Friday) - this time with more Dylan-esque hair. - Team DM
http://t.co/YQ1TF0ok4y
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There is great concern about Dylan’s hair in the last shot. Don’t worry, he’s still his regular, unkept self off-screen. - Team DM
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Read this wonderful interview with Dylan after his recent NYC performance. Tickets: -Team DM
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You are all amazing. Thanks to Stevo Lution for this fantastic submission - many more to come!
#SantaMoran
- Team DM
http://t.co/MnejAlg9T1
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Dylan's tour kicked off last night @ NYC's Theatre 80. Did you catch opening night? tix:
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See you tomorrow for Dylan's
@Facbook
Live Chat (9 AM PT / 12 PM ET / 5 PM BST) Details at - Team DM
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Tickets for Dylan's UK tour Dr Cosmos are on sale at most venues now!
- Team DM
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Did you know that you can watch MONSTER in full online? Well, here it is:
http://t.co/0UuTQMNzMm
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Tune in NOW to hear dylan live on CBC’s Q. stream here: .
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Dylan will be doing a
#Reddit
#AMA
this Thur, 29 Sept @ 3 PM PT / 6 PM ET from backstage at
@ConanOBrien
- Team DM
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Here's another photo of the "rolling podcast" Dylan recorded with
@margaretcho
&
#JimShort
on their way to Dallas.
http://t.co/DFcpV1xie3
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Dylan will be live on
@Facebook
in about an hour. Don't miss it. Details at - Team DM
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New Dylan UK tour Off The Hook starts 4th March 2015. Tickets onsale tomorrow Friday 5th Sept.
http://t.co/gJld4ZPFiP
- Team DM
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@Proi_RS
Thanks for your entry. Congratulations you have been selected as one of the winners. Please check your direct messages. - Team DM
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Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, and joyous whatever else - with best wishes for the New Year from Team DM
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Dylan had a wonderful time meeting audience members during his northwest tour! Here his is with a fan in LA.
http://t.co/Jx3OVtmGIc
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The American Dylan Moran Team just has to admit that this is true . . .
http://t.co/tE8kga99li
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