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the only trip i'll take in space is around the sun, on this satellite right here

where dust devils are made
Joined March 2013
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@thedangerine
luke warman
5 years
Life is like a box of popsicles and I keep opening them from the side that doesn’t have the stick
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@thedangerine
luke warman
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you can also get tap water here that is really cold in the best way in the desert we have warm water and hot water from the tap
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@thedangerine
luke warman
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man the water in illinois really is so much better tbf i have been drinking desert water which is honestly kinda trash but you kinda have to take what you can get out there
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@thedangerine
luke warman
2 days
in a surprise to absolutely no one mitski was once again my most streamed artist
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@thedangerine
luke warman
2 days
just checked my @tidal recap and apparently i am @Steve_G_Lover biggest fan may or may not have played the song poke from kauai a lot these past few months
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@thedangerine
luke warman
2 days
it is stupid cold here but i strategically chose a hotel near a giordanos so it ain’t so bad
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@thedangerine
luke warman
7 days
the usps is both cheaper and better than ups and fedex and not barely
@ThePholosopherX
The Pholosopher 🌎🕊
8 days
Privatization is the best because it makes people compete for best service. The government picking a single provider is NOT privatization. So don't get that part confused.
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@thedangerine
luke warman
9 days
a lot of people will say they aren't queerphobic because they aren't afraid of queer people and then go say they think queer people are a threat to society and its like ok that is called being afraid
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@thedangerine
luke warman
9 days
she also was pawing at the door later in the night wanting to go back in there
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@thedangerine
luke warman
9 days
it's funny because marceline clearly wanted to but was too scared to but after seeing simon in there and some reassuring pspsps and hand waves she eventually went in and afterwards it was harder to get her back in than simon and usually he is the one wants to keep sniffing around
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@thedangerine
luke warman
9 days
let my cats explore the garage for like 20 minutes as a treat last night
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@thedangerine
luke warman
14 days
radiation
@JKBowden_
JKBowden
15 days
there is a beam of light coming out of the core of London what is this
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@thedangerine
luke warman
14 days
autodesk is like the adobe of the engineering world and i mean this in the worst way possible
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@thedangerine
luke warman
18 days
really hung over but i have a free drink ticket for this flight
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@thedangerine
luke warman
19 days
there is much pain in this world but not in this room
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@thedangerine
luke warman
20 days
i am a planks length away from like buying a couple pairs of cheap headphones to give to the old people at the airport who are on their phone with the sound on for everyone to hear
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@thedangerine
luke warman
23 days
usually name my computers with something space related and was thinking of calling it mercury because i might just be flying too close to the sun on this build but also heavily considering the name redshift because after 10 years in the pc space i have traveled very far
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@thedangerine
luke warman
23 days
built a new computer and i’ll be honest it is the best looking one i have ever made
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@thedangerine
luke warman
28 days
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@thedangerine
luke warman
28 days
so like are you gonna unshutdown the government or keep making memes while we all wonder if our flights are getting canceled or not
@WhiteHouse
The White House
29 days
Happy anniversary to the Left's meltdown. We're still CELEBRATING. 🇺🇸🕺
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@thedangerine
luke warman
29 days
mac died young just turned older than him
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