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I sometimes write fan fic. Hannibal / Succession fandom mainstay. 40s, solitary, unremarkable sort of person. Tweets may be NSFW. She / her.

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The Countess Olivia
2 years
AO3 is one of the last online havens from the greedy maw of late capitalism. Like Wikipedia, it doesn’t demand you churn out content, it doesn’t lock you into mind-distorting algorithms so it can feed advertisers with your attention span. It’s absolutely sacred and precious.
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The Countess Olivia
1 year
Leave that AO3 comment. You never know when an author might need it most.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
To see @Channel4 trawl AO3 for “content” terrifies me. Leave us alone, you pariahs.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Found it
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Squint and it’s Will Graham
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The Countess Olivia
1 year
Bisexuals are in trouble y’all
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The Countess Olivia
6 years
Will Graham (lime and sea salt dark chocolate) and Hannibal Lecter (black licorice cream) macarons
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Oh no. Oh nooooo
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Put some googly eyes on Hanni
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Cliff from #DEATHSTRANDING - a commission by the astonishingly talented @CamilleCailloux
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
When Will asks Hannibal for some ice cream
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Hannibal deploys his culinary skills to drop subtle hints to Will
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Pick your Dancy
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Me basking in that new Mads trailer
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
@ShropshireStar Retract this. He lied.
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Imagine going into therapy for the first time and this opens the door. You had 99 problems, now you got 100
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Btw many of the quote retweets on this post are a handy block list. Enjoy!
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Black diamond apple from Tibet, or what Hannibal would give to Will in a Snow White AU
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Digestivo
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
I photoshopped the name tag
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The Countess Olivia
10 months
Poor AO3. Those poor volunteers. Imagine being one of the last great bastions of non-capitalist creativity and some fundamentalist assholes decide to fuck your servers
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The Countess Olivia
2 months
Remember when those two dated? It was beautiful
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Joa
2 months
Watching Hideo Kojima: Connecting Worlds and saw this face within the first 15 mins 😍
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
To celebrate #KojimaProductions 5th anniversary, here's last year's amazing commission of Cliff from Death Stranding by the one and only @CamilleCailloux
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Oh!!
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
All so hyper-realistic except for, you know
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The Countess Olivia
1 year
Why won’t you cast him as Dracula you bastards
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Hannibal fic tags be like: “Mutilation, dismemberment, liquified dead people as lube, fluff, cute ending”
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Smitten
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Maybe some of you need this tonight.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Two ways of getting through life, I’m on the right
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Thank you @MadsMikkelsenJP for finding "The Caretaker" in colour. I'm obsessed with young Mads and this whole strange little film is a feast for the senses
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
@chlomson @DiscussingFilm Thanks for showing off your ignorance!
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The Countess Olivia
10 months
Kieran’s Emmy-nominated performance: Nuanced and deeply affecting portrayal of a grief-induced psychic break. Source of Kieran’s self-selected Emmy photo:
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Sunday baking: macarons to celebrate my trans friends during #Pride2021
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
My little contribution to #SwedaFest Bleeding swans. Choux pastry, ganache cream, dark chocolate with baked glucose
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Goes from “hottest man alive” to “eastern European uncle who forgot his car keys” in the course of a day. Now that’s versatility
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
I'm still thinking about this nightmare that never came to pass
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Hmmmmm
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
[Updated pinned tweet] Hello! I’m a friendly Hannibal fic writer who posts art, fics, Mads, photos of food I made and the odd personal tweet. Expect NSFW content. Below: Will Graham (lime and sea salt dark chocolate) and Hannibal Lecter (black licorice cream) macarons
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The Countess Olivia
11 months
@onepoorsonnet By far and away
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
What a great #pride month we fannibals have had
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
I hope someone loves you as much as Mads Mikkelsen loves his little puppy dog.
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The Countess Olivia
1 year
De-aged Mads looks like the male doll you did secret, shameful things to as a child
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
It is confirmed, it is IRREFUTABLE fact that at one singular moment in the past, Mads Mikkelsen's and Hugh Dancy's lips touched. I'm finding it hard to think of anything else.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
OMG!!! My husband gets to work on one of Mads’ Carlsberg ads!!!
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Other ships come and go but Hannigram is forever
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
The face of a man who walks around with the whole plot of Hannibal S4 in his head.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Happy birthday, you beautiful asshole
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Mads Mikkelsen low angle selfie vs everyone else low angle selfie
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
If only we could have gotten a scene in S2 where Will threateningly / erotically adjusts Hannibal’s tie
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Friends, your favourite rarely used word please. Mine: filigree
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
In Polish his eye colour is called “piwne oczy” which means “beer eyes”. Perfect, no?
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cami MET MADS & HUGH @ C2E2
2 years
An appreciation post for Mads Mikkelsen’s whiskey coloured eyes They’re just so pretty
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Imagine Hannibal, but everyone is dressed in vintage McQueen
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Mads Mikkelsen horse
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The Countess Olivia
6 years
All hail our furry Dracula Mads
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The Countess Olivia
10 months
40yr old me to my younger self: “You’re REALLY not going to believe who your male celebrity crushes are.” “Who?” “The bitch from Rihanna’s music video and the Pepsi kid from Home Alone”
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Imagine @BryanFuller making a GOOD horror version of “The Picture of Dorian Gray”
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
@BryanFuller @thesechristian1 That's a relief to hear, Bryan. Is there anything fans can do right now to help make S4 happen?
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
SCREAM!!!
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Mads’ bracelets over the years
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The Countess Olivia
10 months
Dead
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Look at this beautiful velvety bitch with his fancy snacks.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Dear friends, Poland, my home country, is voting for president this weekend. It’s an incredibly close race. LGBTQ+ rights are at stake, with the populist homophobic incumbent polling almost equal with his progressive opponent. Please wish Poland well.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Hannibal and his dick getting ready for Valentine’s Day
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
You know what @BryanFuller right now we could really use those kiss scenes you have in your attic
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The Countess Olivia
10 months
Just remembering that this is what she looked like the evening the second pic was taken and… yeah <sigh>
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
I love my office building and so, too, would Hannibal Lecter.
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Observe the tum, people.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Hey. Should we all post flower crown selfies during #HannibalReunion to show our love and support???
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The Countess Olivia
8 months
Roman Roy cupcake project before and after.
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Welcome to the new era of the Gym Daddy. We’re here to sweat.
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
This is a still from some dream.
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Reposting the Hannibal cupcake that shattered my mental health. Why not.
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The Countess Olivia
2 months
Roman Roy
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
It’s wise to post your failures so here is mine: Hannibal’s house, made of gingerbread, made with fannibal love
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Literally the only good thing that happened in 2021
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
If you’d never seen the show you’d be like “awww” and BOY would you be wrong
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alba de lioncourt 🧛🏼🏴‍☠️
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Hannibal Lecter being the perfect caring Valentine to his babyboy Will Graham ❤️ #HappyValentinesDay
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Good morning, and remember: try your best today not to disappoint daddy
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
One evening, Hannibal greets Will at his appointment without his suit jacket. Will stares but says nothing. They settle into their chairs and sit for some minutes in silence. Then carry on with the appointment as normal, never mentioning Hannibal’s altered attire. Next week...
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The Countess Olivia
11 months
I’m going to write the fic where Roman and Gerri have Greg killed
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Made this, lord knows why
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
#FannibalBrunch Fried egg on toasted poppyseed brioche and asparagus, salmon roses with greens , chive oil and borage blossoms
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
How are we doing this evening, darlings?
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
It’s funny how I don’t think of Hannibal as a CRIME show
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
2020
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
I’m not saying lemon luck pig will make Hannibal S4 happen but it’s worth a try, no?
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
This is it. This is the transformation, caught on tape
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Wow, those new NASA images. Maybe somewhere out there, on one of those distant galaxies, they renewed Hannibal
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Forgive me, father, for I'm about to sin.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Fic idea Hannibal is a massive size queen, to the extent he’s never let anyone fuck him - no one measures up. Instead, he resorts to increasingly hefty and elaborate toys. Meanwhile Will struggles to keep relationships for fear of hurting his partners with his enormous dick.
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Oh look, here's an external hard drive full of Mads GIFs I just found. Prepare to be spammed. Let's begin with this gem.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Dear @BryanFuller happy birthday! Thank you for creating a timeless work of art that brings so many kindred creative spirits together. I made you some rainbow stag cookies! #HappyBirthdayBryanFuller
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The Countess Olivia
3 years
Moot is a lingerie brand aimed at cis men and just look at these beauties. Boys deserve to feel beautiful too.
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Aroused
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The Countess Olivia
2 years
Fans: “Hannibal season 4 please” Mads: “how about 2 franchise instalments and a sequel to my worst reviewed movie?”
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The Countess Olivia
4 years
Literally everyone: Bryanfuller, Gillian, Hugh, David Slade, Kacey etc etc Mads: iPad
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The Countess Olivia
5 years
Unclasping the bonds
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