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Judas is of course going to ask for separate checks @pitajones

How convenient.

"You get what you settle for." @pitajones

75k Gather on National Mall to Experience the Love is Blind DC Reunion "A once in a lifetime experience."

"Definitely not my own actions that I, myself, committed..."

A nation by the horribles for the horribles @pitajones

See how I get convicted? I don't do too much. @pitajones

RFK Jr., on the other hand, says he will continue to "rawdog" it. @pitajones

Safety checks are the same in every country

But you both love Drag Race!

*Ass Ceiling *Secret Cervix *Foggy Bottom *Logan's Circle *H Street Whore-idor *Embassy Ho *Analcostia Drop your ideas in the comments ⬇️

Trunks are for cars

Which one did we miss? By: @pitajones

“Happy Pride!”

I was wearing the "Shoot Loads Not Guns" shirt By @pitajones

MISSED CONNECTION: Your Airplane Almost Collided with Mine on the Tarmac at DCA "Much like the brakes on the landing gear, our eyes locked. I missed my connection in Newark. Please help me make this connection in your heart."

“No Duh,” Says Trump Jury

"Will this make people think about COVID again?"

Voters Seeking Likeable Third Party Candidate Write In RFK's Brain Worm "They're the candidate I'd want to have a beer with," one voter explained.