Brian Asman ON HIATUS
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Horror writer. On hiatus, use LinkTree below to contact me. Rep: @JennieDunhamLit.
San Diego, CA
Joined February 2019
On hiatus through the end of the year and maybe permanently. Unfortunately engagement’s cratered so much this site just isn’t worth the time put in. Check my profile for my LinkTree, where you can contact me thru my website and score signed copies of GOOD DOGS!
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What they think a horror writer’s mind is like / what it’s actually like
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I knew a girl who thought the Sun and the moon were the same thing, it just ‘looks different at night’.
I once dated a guy whose middle name was Nathaniel. I saw him fill out a form that asked for his full name & for middle, he wrote “Nathaneil.” I was like “Oh, I’ve never seen it spelled that way.” He pulled out his ID to show me & realized he had, in fact, been spelling it wrong.
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[kicking Humpty Dumpty and his boys out of my Super Bowl party] NO, you’re leaving. After what Pinocchio did to my stereo? I’ll be lucky to put it back together again by halfti—. [realizing what I’ve just said]: oh bro. I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.
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David Chase made a Sopranos movie in 2021 and has talked about making a sequel. I don’t believe this for a second.
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Waiting on my CANDY CAIN KILLS/AGAIN order, so kicking off the Xmas season with some medieval horror, which always feels Christmassy to me
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Why do streaming-exclusive shows have recaps, is this for people who can’t remember what happened 30 seconds ago.
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RT @MattSeffBarnes: New premade cover art with distinctly retro vibes. 'Satan Soda". Available
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[Teller from Penn & Teller unhooking your bra] ………………………………*click*.
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Just found out one of my books is being taught at the College of Southern Nevada, so rad!.
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GOOD DOGS spotted face out at @BNBriargate Have you grabbed your copy yet? . Thx Jeremy Schott!
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Damn they playing ‘Butterfly’ at the gym, every rep today for you Shifty Shellshock
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They should’ve used this for the last Indiana Jones instead of that dial of destiny nonsense
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Dennis the Menace ass heroism.
Owen Burns: the 13-year old hero from Michigan, who saved his 8-year sister from being kidnapped with a slingshot. He struck the kidnapper on the chest and head by firing marble and a rock from his slingshot. Perpetrator was later identified with a marble-induced injury on his
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RT @BlackstoneAudio: Let’s talk about the oldies that will never stop being Goldies!✨ Long considered one of the greatest novels of the 20t….
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