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@thebigsqueezer
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just made a margarita so good that I had to check https://t.co/AcnLUOxm5a cause they don’t give these skills out to every white boy
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2020 changed me. 2021 broke me. 2022 opened my eyes. 2023 on a revenge tour.
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Maybe cool in concert, but it’s ass in my headphones
@thebigsqueezer mansion musik, atlantis, psycho, night crawler, free rio, muscles, goodfellas, high hopes, toilet water, rock out, armageddon, and even colors are all bangers
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How lucky am I to exist at the same time as hot showers and cold beers
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The flint tropics couldn’t have won the mega bowl without the clutch three pointer in the first half, but the game takes place in 1975 and the three wasn’t invented until 1979
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New marvel movie, surely the good guys can’t win this time!
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They said The Godfather didn’t need a sequel either 🤷♂️
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Eminem fans be like “he’s the greatest of all time your favorite rapper could never” and meanwhile they are referencing a verse he did in pig latin
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My wolverines!!! Knew we could top em today! Let’s go Michigan!!!
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Ah, I didn’t notice, I watched it on mute and just listened to my money counter in the background 💯
@thebigsqueezer great guy, legendary announcer, but the guy doesn’t even know who bergeron is anymore. called him hampus lindholm and pastrnak mcavoy for a whole 2 minute shift
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My gamecocks! I just knew we were in for something special tonight, I had a feeling coach and the boys had a trick up their sleeve for us!
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Just popped an upper and a lower at the same time (DayQuil and NyQuil)
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If I don’t slip that’s Randy over the top for 6…
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Me when I come into contact with an ice cold Coors lite
This fish can hibernate and dry out, but when it comes back into contact with water… it will "come to life" again‼️🤯 https://t.co/hkvClokWcL
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All these mfers think they’re puss and boots but can’t get any PUSSy since their girl gave them the BOOT
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Who was anyone but the rock… pierce brosnan, the devil…. Lucifer… Superman?!??!!!?!
Black Adam. What a film
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