GARY PRESEASON
@thebasedgarrett
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Arch nemesis of Cris Collinsworth. Serial jay walker. 4x Wedding Officiator. GMTBB. Honorary Uce. Let Ray Davis. Interviewed by The Ringer. #cornboyzreviewz
New York, USA
Joined February 2018
JD McKissic can JD McKissmyass.
RB J.D. McKissic - who intended to sign a two-year, $7 million deal with the Buffalo Bills - changed his mind and is instead returning to Washington for the same compensation, per sources.
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24 hours later and Iām in still in shambles. How could you betray me? @BuffaloBills #WeWantTroughs
Found out thereās no piss troughs in the new Bills stadium and fell to my knees.
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Found out thereās no piss troughs in the new Bills stadium and fell to my knees.
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I tweet this. Terrance Gray calls my store. I tell him my trade package on Saturday. This report (idk if itās true) comes out. Micahās silence spoke volumes. I foretold of the prophecy yet again.
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It is time to Let Ray Davisā¢ļø.
Bills RB James Cook's hold-in extends to a second day.
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Micah Parsons ignore this tweet if youāre demanding a trade to the Bills.
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Youāre all welcome.
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Glad to see the #DogsOut Toe-alition is still alive and well. Weāre back.
After a one year hiatus, TreāDavious White has returned to Bills training camp
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Bills announcing red helmets are back two seconds after Ozzyās passing is announced.
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Awful news for the haters - Iām very back at golf*. *a piss missile of drive followed by a multiple duffs with a 3 wood.
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Crazy how the Rockets just lost the title.
Broke boy asking for a feature in my DM. u wouldnāt be able to get a shot off on me lil one, you was once a thing, Iām still that.
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āI said to the Ayatollah, āI uh told yaā and he didnāt listen to me!ā.
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I really donāt think much can fix me, but a Coke Zero from McDonalds does a pretty good job.
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US military: āleavesā Afghanistan.People: canāt believe weāre finally done with the Middle East. Long overdue. Also the US military:
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Iām thrilled to be returning to the Nathanās Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. Itās a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3).
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