
AssCat
@theasscat
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Very politically opinionated orange cat. Mental health advocate. Treatment before tragedy. TheAssCat on the sky site
Texas, NY
Joined August 2016
I have so many friends on here but I can’t support the owner of this site.Please look at Threads.
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“My Dearest Sarah, provisions run low. The almond flour dwindles, and morale wanes. We have not seen a vegan food truck in days. The men speak longingly of brunch, yet there is not one avocado to be found. My longing for you makes my oat milk cortado nearly undrinkable.”
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DURBIN: Why did you publicly claim to have the Epstein client list waiting for your review and then produce nothing relevant to that claim? BONDI: There was no client list
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We are raising our orange glasses to Linus. Please tell us the state or country you met him from.
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Thank you all for the outpouring of kindness.Most of all thank you for all the dm’s, offers of anything,tiny cones,The Assshak, blue couch, Astros World Series ring, posters and eating mats,and of course all the hats. I met some amazing friends here.
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Mom called me an asshole on my way out. I hope I made you smile. Forever and ever The AssCat
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Shame on you @Apple, you fascist enabler. Shame on you.
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One of my disciples
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But y’all got mad when Bill Clinton bumped into Loretta Lynch on the tarmac and HE WASNT EVEN THE PRESIDENT!!
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Trump just posted this incredibly weird AI video of himself and JD Vance in a band and Russ Vought as the grim reaper. This is what the president is doing while the government is shut down. We’re so screwed.
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