Kellen
@the_kellenator
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Your local subpar unemployed college graduate
California, USA
Joined June 2013
Everybody out here is getting engaged and I cant even find matching socks.
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Taking a much needed hiatus or permanent break from social media ✌🏻.
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RT @FilmEasterEggs: In Lilo & Stitch (2002) Lilo believes Pudge the fish controls the weather. Her parents were killed in a car accident ca….
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Anyone have suggestions for the better daytime pool clubs in Vegas?.
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Summer is the time to wear all your cute bikinis and get like 5 different types of tan lines.
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RT @leahbullock_8: a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your….
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RT @_delaney9: scratch a boys back for 20 minutes and they might scratch yours for thirty seconds.
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Gotta wait till Sunday to see The Incredibles. May have to stay of Twitter so it isn’t spoiled 🙄.
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RT @Brock197: It legit blows my mind that there’s people in college and high school and they have zero jobs at all and their parents still….
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RT @madddymcgowan: I love how skinny you feel first thing in the morning before you eat & then you eat a cheerio and it’s like helllllllloo….
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RT @NetflixFilm: ATTENTION HUMANITY: Coco is now on Netflix! Here’s a quick thread to celebrate the tiny details in filmmaking that make th….
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RT @realslimshanny: Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslis….
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