Idk what movies came out in 2003 but kangaroo jack is top 5 no doubt

And here I thought the pump n munch parking lot was THE lawless land

God damn I can’t wait to hang out w y’all a little extra today

I should be there at 10 but probably 11 maybe 12 could even be 13

Just proposed to my girl over snapchat She said no 😔

I been watching too much netflix I hope the next car i buy is a transformer that should keep me busy

Also not liking the trend of peaky blinders only having 6 episodes a season

And now it’s snowing again Jesus fuck

People are acting like a temporary quarantine is the end of the world. It's not. Avoiding large crowds doesn't mean you can't go outside. Take a walk, go on a bike ride, hotbox the whip, ask shawty to drop it low for you (after she washes her hands). You can still live your life.

Looks like I’m gonna die a virgin after all 😔

At least if I have to tell my friends I might’ve given them the beer virus it won’t be as bad as when I had to tell my ex I might’ve given her herpes

When you gotta cough but you don’t wanna seem suspicious so you shit yourself loudly to mask it >>>>>>

Mother Nature is finally getting back at us

Welp were gonna lose Tom Hanks 😕

Dallas has to be the sexiest name ever

Do yourself a big favor and look into Jack Harlow, thanks @CJNah

You good pal?😳

So happy we can finally edit tweets we post

I’m gonna make my first born pay me for his 18 years of unpaid rent utilities food and give it all to my second born lol poor bastard

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