The Asteroid
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Yes, THAT Asteroid. Follow for space, science, and tech satire. #DinosSuck I am and equal opportunity extinction provider.
Chicxulub Pueblo, Yucatán
Joined February 2026
You Jerks asked for it...247 more followers to go. The faster we get there, the faster we can get this over with.
What should I do at 2000 followers? You have 48 hours to decide.
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Hey Mars, you got fleas. @Mars4Redplanet
Skyfall is a new mission concept by NASA and AeroVironment that proposes deploying six small helicopters on Mars instead of a single large rover. Using a mid-air Skyfall Maneuver, each helicopter would explore independently, capturing images, scanning below the surface, and
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You couldn’t pay me to eat this food. This is the type of stuff you’ll be seeing on the streets of NYC soon.
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An extraordinary amethyst quartz mined in Artigas, Uruguay! 📸: nowarminerals/ig
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This guy the is best thing to happen to NASA. A no-nonsense leader who simply wants to take humanity to the stars.
NASA is building SR-1 Freedom, a nuclear electric propulsion spacecraft, launching to Mars in 2028. We are proud to announce this during the 250th year of the United States, the mission’s name reflects the spirit of American innovation and exploration. This mission will bring
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Thanks, I hate it.
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Ok, this is sick.
This Low-Body Lincoln Continental Redesign Looks Perfect For Futuristic Cyberpunk Mafia.
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I do not tolerate or associate with shitty human beings. Do not attempt to push your agenda on me, I do not care about it or your feelings. If I determine you are an ignorant or hateful individual I will block you. Hate has no political party and I do not take sides.
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@MattDevittWX You're Welcome. I do take requests. Any ideas as to where I should send my minions next? Maybe I could make a personal appearance. I am open to suggestions.
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Looks like I've visited a few times already.
I've seen cities in Ukraine that look less war torn.
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I tried sending my minions to California over the weekend but they skipped back out of the atmosphere when they found out how much they would be paying in taxes if they landed there.
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I am getting bored with Ohio, where should I send my minions next?
Another FIREBALL Meteor captured at 9:31 PM ET over Ohio! Visible from over a half dozen states. This video from Vanlue, Ohio from Jim Yeater.
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Surrender frogs.
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Holy cheesy butter tits, Batman!
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