PAC-10 Conference (faux)
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official (parody) account of the most rapidly expanding D1 NCAA college conference in the United States *not a conference* *suspended and raised from the dead*
Joined December 2021
they’re out here giving Jack Harlow a gold medal? USA Olympic hockey is wild
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Uh oh, Oregon fans. We did research again. Dan Lanning is 2-3 (40% winning percentage) as Oregon’s head coach against purple and gold teams. He’s 44-4 (91.6%) against all other team colors. JMU’s colors? You guessed it. Purple and gold. It just might be Lanning’s kryptonite.
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think the most exciting part about then American Conference college football championship tonight is that it features two Kam duck coaches leaving for other jobs oh wait what we meant to say was it fucking sucks
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night at the Roxbury got it
Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers will star in & write a new movie for Searchlight. The film follows 2 Americans trying to get into the most exclusive nightclub in the world – Berghain.
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just want to point out this douchebag hasn’t even updated his bio yet when posting this
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was this the best year for us at the PAC football wise? No but did 6 of our 8 teams (75%) for our glorious 2026 fresh conference launch qualify for bowl games? Yes good by us #BACKTHEPAC
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Beaver Nation, meet your new Head Coach, JaMarcus Shephard! — @CoachShephard
https://t.co/MECu863kCQ
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the Disney v YouTube TV blackout was shorter than the government shutdown just so everyone can contextualize where we’re at sanity wise
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we’ve been paying out our NIL in pennies we are so incredibly fucked right now fuck
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stop
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well #IDontWantToOverreactBUT we’re still not addressing the Australian Punter problem in college football
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The NFL Nudist Movement: Pro Football’s Most Revealing Era
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wife: babe you’re hammered and its not even noon are you ok? me: *sniffles* I just miss my friend Eddie Fitz wife: Eddie Fitz? me: yeah you might know them as the Edmund Fitzgerald wife: no me: 🎶 THE GALES OF NOVEMBER CAME EARLY 🎶
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The Redding Sports Park https://t.co/JYF8uP12gC
If it came down to it, should the Pac-12 football championship game be in: Allegiant Stadium OR #1 seed’s home-field?
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we will swiftly crush the World Series in ratings with the power of The CW
Can’t believe they’re going to put Game 7 of the World Series up against the first leg of the Pac-12 Championship.
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Can’t believe they’re going to put Game 7 of the World Series up against the first leg of the Pac-12 Championship.
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keep walking
New Mexico State has been left on read for too long by the PAC 12. They’ve sent that WYD text and continue to be left on read
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people with only 1,000 followers on a parody account tweeting
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